Another Successful Rifle Sneak-To-Safe Maneuver

For all you that have to sneak your new toys past the wife I feel sorry for you.[laugh] Hubby only has to worry whether I'll claim it as mine and hopefully give him visitation rights.[laugh]
 
If you have to sneak things past your wife like a little kid sneaking porno mags into his room to masterbate over late at night with a flashlight and a blanket,why are you even married ?

You obviously are doing something wrong,yet you still do it.

Respect your wife and tell her,or stop buying shit she knows nothing about.
 
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For all you that have to sneak your new toys past the wife I feel sorry for you.[laugh] Hubby only has to worry whether I'll claim it as mine and hopefully give him visitation rights.[laugh]

LOL. You sound like Mrs. Mongoose.
I had my side folder Polytech out last week and she has decided that it suits her just fine. [crying]

Maybe I can try for 50% joint custody, at this point.[sad]

I guess Im lucky. The boss has never questioned any of my gun purchases other than saying " you should have bought more ammo for it".
 
Me thinks Greg is the NES version of Dr. Phil... or maybe Dr. Ruth???

[grin]


If you have to sneak things past your wife like a little kid sneaking porno mags into his room to masterbate over late at night with a flashlight and a blanket,why are you even married ?

You obviously are doing something wrong,yet you still do it.

Respect your wife and tell her,or stop buying shit she knows nothing about.
 
Years ago I discovered that my wife had no interest in shooting, and that to her untrained eye all revolvers look the same...until I start fawning over features of a particular model. So I've purchased the same gun well over a dozen times now.

"Is that new?"
"Didn't you ask me that the last time I had a revolver out?"
"Oh. Yeah I did."

[smile]
 
LOL. You sound like Mrs. Mongoose.
I had my side folder Polytech out last week and she has decided that it suits her just fine. [crying]

Maybe I can try for 50% joint custody, at this point.[sad]

I guess Im lucky. The boss has never questioned any of my gun purchases other than saying " you should have bought more ammo for it".

Hubby hasn't lost too many to me, only a few I have claimed.[laugh] I'm of the if he wants it just get it. Whatever the hobby happens to be.[grin]
 
I got busted back in May 08, when I picked up another AR15, on a whim, at a show. She found the charge on my credit card invoice....Oh well. Told her recently that the same firearm is going for about $400 more right now....

hah!

Paperless statements. Only way to roll. [smile][wink]
 
Man, just got back from plowing...great income for new guns....paid in CASH!

I will give a range report for Tommy Gun when I actually join a range! I have been waiting for Reading Rifle and Revolver for MONTHS!!!

Greg, you must not be married...

By the way, North Shore Firearms has a raffle right now. When I picked up my MAK 90, I bought a $40 ticket, only 25 will be sold, for a 9MM sub-machine gun looking, HK looking gun...I forget exact manufacturer.
 
The empty case, to the gun store works well but I have not found a way around UPS with the C&R firearm, at the door. [rolleyes]
 
I never tell the wife I "buy" guns.
I "trade" for everything I have.
With the number I have here and at my PA home, I just have to be carefull because many items ok in PA are banned here in the Sheeple's Republic", she doesn't know whats coming or going.
Besides, I never ask her about all these packages coming from JewelryTV.
 
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