Dennis in MA
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US Customs is a pile of D-words every time. EVERY time. LOL.
I was headed out of Toronto (no Micks in tow) after seeing the Sox at Opening Day and the next. Customs/Immigration is at the airport in Toronto. "How long were you in Canada?" "Let's see (look at my watch), Forty-seven hours." Teh guy just looks at me. LOOKS AT ME. "I was at Opening Day. Red Sox? See the hat?" Still the stare. "We lost opening day. Came back the last night and killed em." "Welcome back to the States, sir."
Hit border patrol in Niagara Falls 3 years ago this week. That was a cool trip otherwise. "Everyone needs to take off their sunglasses and give me their ID's, now!" Dude. Yeah. I'm smuggling 9yo boys into Niagara Falls. Lighten up. Sheesh. Although the way back we just got waved through. Seems the US Customs had that one ass-backwards.
I was headed out of Toronto (no Micks in tow) after seeing the Sox at Opening Day and the next. Customs/Immigration is at the airport in Toronto. "How long were you in Canada?" "Let's see (look at my watch), Forty-seven hours." Teh guy just looks at me. LOOKS AT ME. "I was at Opening Day. Red Sox? See the hat?" Still the stare. "We lost opening day. Came back the last night and killed em." "Welcome back to the States, sir."
Hit border patrol in Niagara Falls 3 years ago this week. That was a cool trip otherwise. "Everyone needs to take off their sunglasses and give me their ID's, now!" Dude. Yeah. I'm smuggling 9yo boys into Niagara Falls. Lighten up. Sheesh. Although the way back we just got waved through. Seems the US Customs had that one ass-backwards.