Wife's friends calls her - crying hysterically that TRUMP WILL DRAFT HER SON

[Mike Stanton]

Ok, I am demented.

I watch Cable News and listen to the News over ten hours a day. It consumes me.

Still, when my wife informed me her friend called her, hysterical, that President Trump would soon DRAFT her son, I was mystified.

I've heard or read a LOT of Crazed Crap, but this was a new one.

Friend claims it was announced on local TV.

Anyone else have any info on this ?

Trump is no War Monger, AND how the hell do you Draft U.S. Citizens when you have a country overflowing with ILLEGAL ALIENS that would be totally exempt ?

 

[Drix]

She sounds like she had a bad dream. Show her a Cheeto and ask where the bad man touched her, let her know that there are safe spaces and services available for support if she needs them.

 

[Mike Stanton]

ORANGE MAN = BAD

 

[Hetzer]

Honestly, don’t try to calm her down and soothe her with logic and a dose of reality, let her marinade in her own hysterical idiocy.

 

[CatSnoutSoup]

Tell her she should be afraid because if we ever have to go to war with China even their flight attendants are going to be kicking snowflake ass...

Chinese Flight Attendants Undertake Military Training for Emergency Situations on Board

:emoji_tiger:

 

[teaser452]

There is no known cure for TDS.

But, it does serve a purpose in society.

It keeps the rest of us entertained!

This reminds me of the guy who called me the day after the election and asked me to talk his wife out of listing the house and moving to Canada. That wife is still not healthy. Never was, never will be. Feel bad for the husband.

 

[zboys]

I'm worried about the guy that watches news 10 hours a day

 

[Blackmore]

Think of the millions of mothers prior to Nixon ending the draft in 1973 who silently and patriotically dealt with this same fear because that's the way it was and had been since 1940. What self centered snowflakes some have become.

However, if it had been Obama who wanted to reinstitute the draft, this woman would have driven her kid to the door of the draft board and walked him in.

 

[teaser452]

Oh. The NFL draft.

Just saw the Fox News story.

Nashville bachelorette parties ruined by NFL draft

Can’t make this stuff up. Too funny.

 

[bauer]

Respectfully, your wife’s friend is an idiot

 

[amm5061]

Just wait until the whole equal genders shit kicks in and selective service starts requiring her daughters to register for the draft as well!

 

[enbloc]

A little military service is a good thing. It teaches...

 

[appraiser]

Tell her the kid should go enlist NOW, that way he can pick his branch of service and maybe the type of job/training he will get.

Tell her recruiters are open 7 days a week and she has to do it NOW

 

[Mike Stanton]

I'm worried about the guy that watches news 10 hours a day

I'm worried, too

 

[Mike Stanton]

A little military service is a good thing. It teaches...

I used to think that too.

Then "distinguished" service members such as John Kerry, McCain, and Seth Moulton come to mind.

 

[Mike Stanton]

Just wait until the whole equal genders shit kicks in and selective service starts requiring her daughters to register for the draft as well!

I'm not sure wife's friend has a Daughter.

But I WILL mention that !

 

[MisterHappy]

Um.....I'm unclear on the details, but is it not Congress that would have to reinstate Selective Service? Not the Orange Man In Chief?

 

[mothybee]

I remember Kerry saying he had seen Bush's secret plan to reinstitute the draft if re-elected. This must be it.

 

[FrugalFannie]

tell her she should move the whole family to Canada to keep him "safe."

 

[headednorth]

Only results I was able to find from "Trump reinstates draft" are like 2 years old. However he made a speech at the NRA conference which was on the same day as the NFL draft so maybe OP's wifes friend is a little confused. Does her son play football? Maybe this is a good thing for her?

 

[Tommy Gun]

I’m a Local Board member of the Selective Service and get numerous emails and nothing new has been mentioned. I would think they would have had us come in for more training if something was going to happen.

 

[Yazz]

Trump should enact the draft. To honor the me too movement only women for the next 100 years!

 

[Shark_Cage]

Tell your friend the best way to beat the draft is to enlist. That way they can pick the service. Considering the mother, I would recommend the Marines. They’ll straighten that poor kid right out.

 

[MAGA99]

Your wife needs new friends.

 

[whatluck]

:emoji_tiger:

Lol, the Chinese are teaching their armed forces to drop the front hand because it makes the kick 'faster'. This is some old kung fu BS that is still taught in strip mall karate schools today, but you would think govt training would be better.

You know you're in range, and you're so sure your kick is going to not only connect but knock your opponent down, so sure that you stop protecting your face.

Try dropping your hand like this against an actual trained fighter and see how fast you get checkmated.

 

[MisterHappy]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUkGIsKvn0

 

[JayMcB]

Respectfully, your wife’s friend is an idiot

Disrespectfully, your wife's friend is an idiot.

 

[AHM]

my wife informed me her friend called her, hysterical, that President Trump would soon DRAFT her son

You get significant extra credit if you can find all the Donk sponsors
of the most recent going-nowhere bill to reactivate the draft.

That used to be Charlie Rangel's shtick, but he's at the dog track now.
I can't swear the current session of Congress has a bill,
but I can't rule out someone doing it after he retired.

I’m a Local Board member of the Selective Service ...

Spoiler: Now I finally understand your avatar

 

[DitchDigger]

REALLY

 

[MAGA99]

Disrespectfully, your wife's friend is an idiot.

Is there a way to respectfully call someone an idiot?? I don’t have any respect for idiots, so I’m kinda stuck here.