Thought everyone could use a chuckle..

[GPP]

Just got back from recovering this, I cant give any details, but the only thing hurt were my olfactory senses. In fact you could say they were butthurt.

I figure its better than a lot of the other LE pics and vids lately ha ha ha.

Have at it............

 

[Fixxah]

I could take a guess but don't really want to know.

-Proud to be dad every day, a licensed plumber most days, and wish I was a shoemaker on others.

 

[RHJJ]

My butt would hurt if I ate them.

 

[GunGrey]

coke and or heroin

 

[Lowbird]

Hey look it's hoop candy!
How much money is it worth to do that. I would say not enough.

 

[GPP]

coke and or heroin

Just coke lolol.

 

[boscru]

looks like clams, oysters & squid

and if they smelled they're bad ---don't eatem

 

[Palladin]

Coke

 

[headednorth]

Hope you were wearing gloves

 

[GPP]

looks like clams, oysters & squid

and if they smelled they're bad ---don't eatem

Just a hint of curry.....

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Hope you were wearing gloves

Nah....... Hey can I borrow one of your rifles?

 

[headednorth]

Nah....... Hey can I borrow one of your rifles?

Maybe. Did you wash your hands?

 

[GPP]

Maybe. Did you wash your hands?

I wiped them on my jeans. Plus the nurses let me keep the tweezers and tongue depressor I used!

 

[richc]

How did you recover the evidence???

 

[GPP]

How did you recover the evidence???

Kitchen strainer. Tweezers and a tongue depressor lol.

 

[headednorth]

I wiped them on my jeans. Plus the nurses let me keep the tweezers and tongue depressor I used!

Sounds old-school. I thought they used a shop-vac these days.

 

[Garden12]

I counted 30 bags. That's disgusting. I could see hiding 1 bag, but 30!

 

[LoginName]

coke and or heroin

Must be.

Too small to be saltwater taffy...

 

[WBspectrum]

I give, what am I looking at?

edit....never mind

 

[Hoon]

Kitchen strainer. Tweezers and a tongue depressor lol.

lmao

Smuggling fail.

 

[frenchman]

I wiped them on my jeans. Plus the nurses let me keep the tweezers and tongue depressor I used!

Next time, just cut him open. I promise you, we won't miss him.

 

[LuvDog]

I'm glad the technology isn't available yet for you to add smells to your post.

 

[noxin]

How the hell do you "discover" that someone has 30 packets of drugs up their ass?!

 

[GPP]

How the hell do you "discover" that someone has 30 packets of drugs up their ass?!

Well I only was able to discover/recover them after he processed them. They came down his ass...

 

[jerryhipp]

i think the question is. what made you suspect? you don't check everyone's stool do you?

 

[GPP]

i think the question is. what made you suspect? you don't check everyone's stool do you?

I think that may be a gross (pun intended) violation of the 4th! This came from a narcotics arrest Friday night.

 

[FalArAk]

You work in a jail ?

If not,how do you go about getting a warrant to search someones ass ?

"He farted and it smelled like coke" ?

 

[jerryhipp]

okay i am totally wording it wrong. i mean.... how did you know he was going to poop out narcotics? what made you check his stool?

 

[GPP]

okay i am totally wording it wrong. i mean.... how did you know he was going to poop out narcotics? what made you check his stool?

Because I watched him narf them down lol.

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You work in a jail ?

If not,how do you go about getting a warrant to search someones ass ?

"He farted and it smelled like coke" ?

I believe I will use that in my next SW affidavit!

 

[Danor]

Can't you train a gerbil to do that?

 

[jtnf]

Because I watched him narf them down lol.

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I believe I will use that in my next SW affidavit!

"It smelled Rainforest Fresh, Your Honor. Colombian Rainforest."