Thought everyone could use a chuckle..

[FalArAk]

Because I watched him narf them down lol.

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I believe I will use that in my next SW affidavit!

You should have shoved an inkpen down his throat and made him puke that shit up,like Denzel did in Training Day.

 

[GPP]

You should have shoved an inkpen down his throat and made him puke that shit up,like Denzel did in Training Day.

Because then Id be on a YouTube video and getting pummeled on NES! This shit is chess, not checkers!

 

[jerryhipp]

people never cease to amaze me!

 

[noxin]

Because then Id be on a YouTube video and getting pummeled on NES! This shit is chess, not checkers!

but then we could all say we know an internet celebrity!

 

[boscru]

Because then Id be on a YouTube video and getting pummeled on NES! This shit is chess, not checkers!

well you wanted to give everyone a chuckle so I think you succeeded

"this shit is chess not checkers"

saw what you did there too

 

[MAGG]

are you a cop or corrections officer or something?

 

[GPP]

are you a cop or corrections officer or something?

Nah I just have a scat fetish and got lucky lol!

 

[jerryhipp]

Nah I just have a scat fetish and got lucky lol!

oh then you'll love 2 girls 1 cup! lol

 

[jtnf]

oh then you'll love 2 girls 1 cup! lol

Not even Hope remains at the bottom of that particular Pandoras' Box.
Be warned.

 

[Reptile]

Gosh darn that is GROSS!!!

+1 for a LEO picture!

 

[Biff Quizler]

This shit is chess, not checkers!

Tee Heee......
Best part is that at least half of them are open........ lucky they survived but I bet the bum was numb!!!!!!

 

[GPP]

Tee Heee......
Best part is that at least half of them are open........ lucky they survived but I bet the bum was numb!!!!!!

He's absolutely not out of the dark yet, his resting heart rate was 150, after the prop they gave him. The yellow sauce in the pic immediately field tested pos for cocaine.

 

[atilla]

He's absolutely not out of the dark yet, his resting heart rate was 150, after the prop they gave him. The yellow sauce in the pic immediately field tested pos for cocaine.

i am laughing way harder than i should at "yellow sauce".

 

[GPP]

i am laughing way harder than i should at "yellow sauce".

I guess maybe it was more of a meat gravy.

 

[GPP]

i am laughing way harder than i should at "yellow sauce".

Sorry sent that twice

 

[Dadstoys]

Did you guys draw straws for that adventure or did you piss someone off lately?

 

[drgrant]

Nah I just have a scat fetish and got lucky lol!

Your theme song?

 

[ColdDayInHell]

Wait this was one guy!

 

[Zappa]

If more people actually saw where that stuff came from, they'd be far less likely to put it up their nose.

 

[djmefitz]

Looks like what I'd pass after eating yellow peppers

 

[warwickben]

Well this is a shitty thread

 

[falcon123]

Just coke lolol.

Things do go better with coke.

 

[falcon123]

Well I only was able to discover/recover them after he processed them. They came down his ass...

Do you always get the sh1tty jobs?

 

[GPP]

Do you always get the sh1tty jobs?

Finally!!!!!! last 3 posts!!! Shitty thread, things go better with coke, and shitty jobs. I was let down! No one asked me if I was pooped at the end of my shift!

 

[The5thDentist]

Coke vindaloo. Fantastic.

 

[Gammon]

Looks like great PR for the war on drugs. A little more graphics (perhaps a shot of the "source") and the caption "Do you really want to put this s**t up your nose?

 

[George D]

Finally!!!!!! last 3 posts!!! Shitty thread, things go better with coke, and shitty jobs. I was let down! No one asked me if I was pooped at the end of my shift!

I was hoping for, "wrecked'em? Damn near killed'em!"

Looks like everything came out alright in the end.

 

[n1bsbri]

OP, you did a lot better than these guys. Probably the perp didn't clench his butt.

David Eckert Appears To Clench His Buttocks; Cops Order Enemas, Colonoscopy, X-Ray For Non-Existent Drugs

 

[Woodstock]

Is he charged with Intent to Distribute? "Look at all those bags, Your Honor, this man had cocaine up the wazoo!"

 

[GPP]

OP, you did a lot better than these guys. Probably the perp didn't clench his butt.

David Eckert Appears To Clench His Buttocks; Cops Order Enemas, Colonoscopy, X-Ray For Non-Existent Drugs

It helps to actually SEE him narfing down the bags, prior to getting a SW for his poop.

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Is he charged with Intent to Distribute? "Look at all those bags, Your Honor, this man had cocaine up the wazoo!"

That's gold right there!!!