OK, so let me get the laws straight.
I get blotto drunk, stink of booze and drive down the street and get stopped after hitting another car. No guns, I'm completely unarmed. I'm smart enough to not take the breathalyzer, and my lawyer explains I stink of booze because of the broken, sealed, bottle of whisky in the car that broke during the accident. Everyone "knows" I'm drunk, but you can't prove it.
After 6 months, I get my license back - but the licensing officer remembers me and denies my license on suitability.
Or I get convicted, and get my license back after a couple years, but I'm now prohibited from owning a gun.
How does gun ownership and drinking and driving tie together? Can I lose my driving license if I get drunk a shoot myself in the azz?