New to this whole forum and thread

[MGnoob]

Reading this was like watching that piranha video in the FAFO thread. The best course of action for a noob these days is to hang out in obscure threads and don’t ask questions. Post a bunch of not guilty or dumb death stuff to get your post/upvote count up…

I disagree no matter what your first post is going to be it’s not gonna be long before your haze into the club. That’s how you learn the sacred handshake.

It also helps to get out and shoot with other members and meet up in person. It’s too bad we don’t have shoots anymore.

 

[JoseyWales]

Keep saying, "I like GLOCKs" really loud.

 

[Mountain]

Welcome!

Here's a guide to getting along on NES-

• Ask what to do about dogs running deer during hunting season.
• Post lengthy discussions in the funny thread.
• Ask what's in the barrels behind Reptile's house. Extra credit for asking what is his girlfriend's occupation.
• Ask why more people don't choose the more powerful .40 cal for self defense.
• Ask how to register an 80% receiver.
• Make fun of people in IT.
• Say you hate cats.
• Whenever anyone questions you, ALWAYS ANSWER IN CAPITAL LETTERS.
• Go to the MGTOW thread and complain how your spouse / S.O. won't let you buy a gun.
• Start a thread for a comprehensive list of online ammo dealers who ship to MA.
• Somebody already covered Glocks.
• Make a pilgrimage to The Mill and visit every single dealer. Before entering each shop, do the "shave and a haircut, two bits" knock and ask, "Do you sell guns?"

This is the way.

edit- You're off to a good start by posting this in General rather than the New People Check In thread.

 

[Broc]

Keep saying, "I like GLOCKs" really loud.

I prefer "GLOCKS ARE IN THE ROSTER, WILL YOU SELL ME ONE?"

 

[Broc]

Welcome!

Here's a guide to getting along on NES-

• Ask what to do about dogs running deer during hunting season.
• Post lengthy discussions in the funny thread.
• Ask what's in the barrels behind Reptile's house. Extra credit for asking what is his girlfriend's occupation.
• Ask why more people don't choose the more powerful .40 cal for self defense.
• Ask how to register an 80% receiver.
• Make fun of people in IT.
• Say you hate cats.
• Whenever anyone questions you, ALWAYS ANSWER IN CAPITAL LETTERS.
• Go to the MGTOW thread and complain how your spouse / S.O. won't let you buy a gun.
• Start a thread for a comprehensive list of online ammo dealers who ship to MA.
• Somebody already covered Glocks.
• Make a pilgrimage to The Mill and visit every single dealer. Before entering each shop, do the "shave and a haircut, two bits" knock and ask, "Do you sell guns?"

This is the way.

edit- You're off to a good start by posting this in General rather than the New People Check In thread.

Make it easy on the guy:

- anything you can Google, don't bother. Ask NES and they will Google for you.

 

[Brin747]

OP is long gone...

 

[Mountain]

OP is long gone...

I heard there's no cell service in a certain NESer's cellar...

 

[ddeck]

OP is long gone...

He (or she) lasted a whole day. NES has to step up their game.

 

[calsdad]

So what your gonna want to do is go spend a week at each of the pillar members house to get a lay of the land

@Reptile is a good place to start

And for the love of god you better POST PHYSIQUE now and get it out of the way

He's a noob...Don't confuse him. Just tell him there's thread where members post dickpics for each other and it's really good way to get accepted into "the group".

 

[calsdad]

Meeat at Dunks?

You misspelled meat.

And Maura doesn't eat meat.

Now if you want to setup a lunch date out in Northampton I'm sure she'd be up for it.

 

[Picton]

@DirrttyyCivilian

OP? You come back yet?

 

[Mountain]

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This meme was obviously created by a girl, and only girls will find it funny.

 

[Asaltweapon]

You misspelled meat.

And Maura doesn't eat meat.

Now if you want to setup a box lunch date out in Northampton I'm sure she'd be up for it.

You missed an important word.

 

[LT5]

@DirrttyyCivilian

OP? You come back yet?

Nope.
Busy rubbing the lotion on his skin so he doesn’t get the hose again.

 

[LT5]

OP.

1. Have you ever had a possum in your truck?

2. Has your sister in law ever peed on your granite steps?

C. Ever been attacked by a dog in Home Depot?

5. Have you ever been in a turkish prison?

 

[Buck F]

OP.

1. Have you ever had a possum in your truck?

2. Has your sister in law ever peed on your granite steps?

C. Ever been attacked by a dog in Home Depot?

5. Have you ever been in a turkish prison?

6. Do you put your shopping cart back in the corral?

 

[MassPete]

6. Do you put your shopping cart back in the corral?

I stopped doing that when they started charging 10 cents for bags!!!!

 

[ThePreBanMan]

Hey what’s up guys. First time user of this forum and thread. Was referred over by my guys on Reddit. Such a newb and learning how to navigate through this lol. Be patient.

Be advised, you need a thick skin if you're going to roll here. But if you're coming from Reddit, that should not be a problem for you.

 

[AJK129]

6. Do you put your shopping cart back in the corral?

Easier to load the car if you toss the whole cart in too

 

[Rockrivr1]

Easier to load the car if you toss the whole cart in too

Nope. Just leave it in the middle of the parking lot during a snow storm so it can be a decoration at the local Snow Farm. Looks beautiful when all the snow finally melts away.

 

[Spanz]

So, you say you are from REDDIT?

to make you feel at home, we are going to have to immediately ban you, like reddit does to all of us!

 

[chris_1001]

Keep saying, "I like GLOCKs" really loud.

If you say "I like Glocks" three times in a mirror, mura Healy appears...

 

[Drix]

If you say "I like Glocks" three times in a mirror, mura Healy appears...

What if he's got a speech impediment and f***s that up? Does Linskey appear?

 

[Picton]

What if he's got a speech impediment and f***s that up? Does Linskey appear?

No, if he wants Linsky to appear, he should wrap his speech impediment around the phrase, "I love cheap Glocks."

 

[chris_1001]

No, if he wants Linsky to appear, he should wrap his speech impediment around the phrase, "I love cheap Glocks."

For Linskey to appear, you just say "I like guns" 3x

 

[LT5]

If you say "I like Glocks" three times in a mirror, mura Healy appears...