I just woke up from a violent dream I had this morning. I will relay what transpired for the hive to mull over.
I was on vacation in Florida. Poolside with my elderly coonhound drinking sweet ice tea.
Besides us, there were some bikini clad females who were speaking a foreign language.
There was also a gray feline prowling the area, but I didn't realize it would be a threat.
Suddenly the feline violently assaults my coonhound. The feline is hissing and making threatening clawing gestures. I yell at the feline to get away but she gets even more angry.
Fearing for the life of my coonhound, I present my AR15 from under my fat roll.
I yell at the feline.
I aim the AR at the feline as I switch the safety off.
The feline is still in attack mode and I am about to fire.
The AR I'm using has a powerful green laser which is beginning the distract the feline. The feline is chasing the green laser which I soon realize so I point it on the ground away from us.
The breaks off it's attack and follows the laser away.
The attack was stopped. I comforted my coonhound and contemplated my actions.
1. When you carry a hammer or a gun, not every problem is a nail or something that needs to be shot. Even though I was wearing 5 Finger Gloves on my feet, I could have kicked the feline.
2. I could have thrown patio furniture at the feline.
3. I was lucky there were no Karens by the pool or else they could have called the police or began recording on their phones.
I realize that because I was dreaming, my actions were not responsible. I have learned from this.
I'm going back to sleep now.
I was on vacation in Florida. Poolside with my elderly coonhound drinking sweet ice tea.
Besides us, there were some bikini clad females who were speaking a foreign language.
There was also a gray feline prowling the area, but I didn't realize it would be a threat.
Suddenly the feline violently assaults my coonhound. The feline is hissing and making threatening clawing gestures. I yell at the feline to get away but she gets even more angry.
Fearing for the life of my coonhound, I present my AR15 from under my fat roll.
I yell at the feline.
I aim the AR at the feline as I switch the safety off.
The feline is still in attack mode and I am about to fire.
The AR I'm using has a powerful green laser which is beginning the distract the feline. The feline is chasing the green laser which I soon realize so I point it on the ground away from us.
The breaks off it's attack and follows the laser away.
The attack was stopped. I comforted my coonhound and contemplated my actions.
1. When you carry a hammer or a gun, not every problem is a nail or something that needs to be shot. Even though I was wearing 5 Finger Gloves on my feet, I could have kicked the feline.
2. I could have thrown patio furniture at the feline.
3. I was lucky there were no Karens by the pool or else they could have called the police or began recording on their phones.
I realize that because I was dreaming, my actions were not responsible. I have learned from this.
I'm going back to sleep now.