Modern gadgets for self defense

[Devils Paintbrush]

For those that can't get real firearms...I will stick with my pistol.

I do like the knuckles with a sling shot at 1:55, you can combine two frowned upon items at once. If used skillfully can disarm an attacker...haha.

At 6:27 the tsunami dagger...lol.

Saw that we are tied for last on firearm ownership with New Jersey, maybe this has some appeal here in Mass.

Defense items

 

[Deleted member 67409]

 

[Chevy 2 65]

View: https://youtu.be/iPgc5JsbGT8?t=345

 

[Dennis in MA]

Fart-bomb bracelet. Some of you don't need that. ROFL!!!

I'm thinking carrying the size-of-a-baseball-bat stun gun flashlight or the wrist rocket won't be practical. "Can you hold on. I've got to find my Allen wrench first."

Peppergun??? Maybe for your waiter at a fancy restaurant. But carry a real gun.

Some funny stuff.

 

[daekken]

Fart-bomb bracelet. Some of you don't need that. ROFL!!!

Someone needs to condense gunshow/musty gunshop into a spray, it would work as a great deterrent for malcontents (and perhaps the opposite sex).

 

[Broc]

I like to use a natural way of self defense:

- curl up and piss/sh*t myself.
- it workes even better when combined with a rape whistle.

 

[safetyfirst2125]

That OC spray gadget is fine for outside or large spaces but in your home you’d want a giant can of OC gel to avoid getting it in your own eyes.

Giant cans of bear spray in the car, though, ready to grab in driver and passenger door pockets. (Good for getting through mobs)

Baseball bats, if used appropriately are useful as well.

 

[paul73]

i love giving picture of this gadget, back from soviet times.
an ultimate carry weapon. when you`ll get socialism - that will be all you will be allowed to have on your body.

 

[ReluctantDecoy]

I like to use a natural way of self defense:

- curl up and piss/sh*t myself.
- it workes even better when combined with a rape whistle.

That's a good pro tip. I've found that if you just get naked and scream "Imma gonna getcha!" while running towards the attacker, 99% of the time they retreat. Just have to watch out for that 1% of the time, where the attacker starts taking off their clothes as well.

 

[safetyfirst2125]

i love giving picture of this gadget, back from soviet times.
an ultimate carry weapon. when you`ll get socialism - that will be all you will be allowed to have on your body.
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I guess we better stock up.

 

[enbloc]

This is Pre-1898...

 

[Chevy 2 65]

This little guy can help out. He hates the UPS person.

 

[enbloc]

Look at the size of that head! Good boy!

 

[cams]

View: https://youtu.be/iPgc5JsbGT8?t=345

After giving her the usual cams’ “I don’t know who she is but I love her…” routine, it was a nice surprise to find that she’s actually a German porn star. Bonus. Thank you Jesus.

 

[TJ4]

After giving her the usual cams’ “I don’t know who she is but I love her…” routine, it was a nice surprise to find that she’s actually a German porn star. Bonus. Thank you Jesus.

This dude looked at taran tactical and said “hold my beer.”

 

[Dennis in MA]

She certainly rides that bike at 12:00 like she's one. LOL.

That dude is BAD-ASS. He makes all of those "automatic" bow-gun things. He's got a show on the shootemup chammel but it's not that great. Him and some chippy.

 

[upcountry]

i love giving picture of this gadget, back from soviet times.
an ultimate carry weapon. when you`ll get socialism - that will be all you will be allowed to have on your body.
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I like this technique, but it's more effective if you shout "Fork you!" while using it.

 

[ReluctantDecoy]

After giving her the usual cams’ “I don’t know who she is but I love her…” routine, it was a nice surprise to find that she’s actually a German porn star. Bonus. Thank you Jesus.

That's just wrong. Sinful, really. You should tell us her name and any websites you've seen her on so I can do my best to avoid watching those later when I get home.

 

[cams]

She certainly rides that bike at 12:00 like she's one. LOL.

No doubt. Aleksa Slusarchi , 2 thumbs up for her ‘bike riding’ skills. lol

 

[AHM]

This little guy can help out. He hates the UPS person.

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Long dry spell between TSUSA deliveries?

After giving her the usual cams’ “I don’t know who she is but I love her…” routine, it was a nice surprise to find that she’s actually a German porn star. Bonus. Thank you Jesus.

Not hard to guess your favorite movie scene.

Spoiler

I like this technique, but it's more effective if you shout "Fork you!" while using it.

With an Austrian accent, like Ahnold.

 

[Broc]

No doubt. Aleksa Slusarchi , 2 thumbs up for her ‘bike riding’ skills. lol

And just like that, Aleksa became the most Googled name in New England today.

 

[AHM]

Fart-bomb bracelet. Some of you don't need that. ROFL!!!

Someone needs to condense gunshow/musty gunshop into a spray, it would work as a great deterrent for malcontents (and perhaps the opposite sex).

Dig my NEAR-Fest trip report.

 

[greencobra]

i'd be trying to load my m&m's in the pepper ball gun and be trying to munch on the real pepper balls right out of the jar.

 

[Palladin]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlb8bSQzSxg

 

[Chevy 2 65]

Look at the size of that head! Good boy!

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Might be adding one more. Just not sure how he will handle having a puppy around. I need to talk to my trainer first.

 

[MisterHappy]

 

[DarkJoker33]

That OC spray gadget is fine for outside or large spaces but in your home you’d want a giant can of OC gel to avoid getting it in your own eyes.

Giant cans of bear spray in the car, though, ready to grab in driver and passenger door pockets. (Good for getting through mobs)

Baseball bats, if used appropriately are useful as well.

A smart man once said, "if you carry a baseball bat in your car, also carry a mitt/glove and ball."
Your lawyer will thank you

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlb8bSQzSxg

Jason Bourne did it better.

 

[FrankNA]

Careful there Mr. enbloc, I don’t think that folding stock is legal in Massaholastan…

Update: Just noticed this is pre-ban so OK.

This is Pre-1898...

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[Dennis in MA]

Jason Bourne did it better.

Pffft. Heath Leger's Joker did it best.

 

[clampett]

Someone posted a video earlier this year of an Asian guy out in California being attacked by an antifa.
The Asian guy used an aluminum water bottle attached to an 18" lanyard to defend himself, it looked pretty effective.