Jay Carney resigns!!!!

[mikem317]

Someone probably said to him "So, how do you like being known as "that douchebag guy that lies for the president"?"

-Mike

Honestly, it must totally weigh on you. Your official job is to lie in that position. Constantly.

 

[JuergenG]

I could never stand this wet-behind-the-ears college boy type, spewing BS from the emperor's mouth.

 

[Quiet]

The real question is what network will he be working for next month?

I would have started a poll, but I can't.

 

[Zappa]

The real question is what network will he be working for next month?

It would be awesome if he wrote a tell-all book about the mountains of BS his boss constantly ordered him to spew on the American people, but he'd probably be "Vince Fostered" before the manuscript ever hit the printing press.

 

[HuntMaine]

No big deal since hes prepping for his next position just like Gibbs did before him

Sent from the blind

 

[TOY539]

Oh well. So how's the weather?

 

[Dean Crawford]

I would have one of those deals, "if ever I should perish natural causes or not" here is a key to a safety deposit box.

Dean

 

[Horrible]

Maybe Pinocchio or Leslie Nielsen as Dr. Rumack in Airplane.

That way we'd know if the person way lying to us.


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Holy crap! Can't breath laughing so hard! Jay Carney = Pinocchio

 

[je25ff]

Bring back

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It would be awesome if he wrote a tell-all book about the mountains of BS his boss constantly ordered him to spew on the American people, but he'd probably be "Vince Fostered" before the manuscript ever hit the printing press.

Never happen. Ever...

 

[Canndo]

I always hoped he would pull an Eric Gordon, (the weasel from Billy Madison). He reminds me of him.
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[weldingmachine]

I always thought the name "Carney" fit him perfectly, because "Carney" is a nickname for a carnival worker, and they're notorious for being scammers, con artists, liars and thieves.

Same here!

 

[garandman]

Obama is still a little more popular than Bush (32 versus 43), but it's not over yet!

http://www.gallup.com/poll/116479/barack-obama-presidential-job-approval.aspx

US approval is slightly up in most foreign countries, except the mid-East and China, where they still are hatin'.