In light of the DC interpretation of "handguns"

[Underwhere]

Does that mean that I carry a machine gun in my pants?

If so, that is kind of cool. Sort of opens up an entire arena of jokes.

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<--------- Machine gun here
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[Fsorrent]

Technically, your a machine gun...

Because you can be made to except a magazine or clip from the bottom side

 

[Mil-Dot]

Does that mean that I carry a machine gun in my pants?

You sure you're not talking sawed-off shotgun

 

[Baldkat82]

Or a stubby revolver...

 

[Fsorrent]

Does that mean that I carry a machine gun in my pants?

You sure you're not talking sawed-off shotgun

Or a derringer.

 

[Underwhere]

 

[Mil-Dot]

My God, you have HUGE hands!

 

[Riverside]

Does that mean that I carry a machine gun in my pants?

Mr. Underware does not know what he's got in his pants?
It's Show and Tell time, sir.
You show, we'll tell!
Best Regards.

 

[Baldkat82]

Can't see what you got in your pants? sounds like a personal problem, haha.

 

[frville]

Technically, your a machine gun...

Because you can be made to except a magazine or clip from the bottom side

Im laughing my @$$ off!!!!

 

[Scrivener]

Technically, your [sic] a machine gun...

Because you can be made to except [sic] a magazine or clip from the bottom side

We already have an AIDS thread running......