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Up until last month I had my home made porn collection going back until 1992 at home.
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Up until last month I had my home made porn collection going back until 1992 at home.
Just because it’s not something that you and I would want to see, doesn’t mean he doesn’t have it!
You're going to have a "420" bonfire?After 420 passes, I'll likely get raided. I want to get rid of anything that would get me in trouble in a massive bonfire this weekend.
It might actually not be a bon fire at all because after taking inventory of a lifetime of questionable and embarrassing items - I'm legit.
I have one or two guns at home that are on the books. All my nice stuff if buried in 4 different states. Deep in the ground. I have my mag collection in storage.
If somebody were to ransack YOUR house, rob you, or raid you - what would you worry about???
I have identity papers held secure off site. I have boring tax returns and pay stubs going back 30+ years. I don't own jewelry.
My computer is 6 years old. I don't have child porn on it.
Up until last month I had my home made porn collection going back until 1992 at home. I had over 100 8mm tapes, 3,000 Polaroids. All 18+. Every issue of Barely Legal going back to 1993. All that is in storage and paid up.
I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed but I have 2 55 gallon barrels filled with worn out FleshLights. I'm too embarrassed to throw them in the trash piece meal, so they have been collecting for 20 years. Also, in my basement is a 55 gallon barrel of water based lube from Amazon Prime and Comm2a. One drop goes a long way. I'm on my second barrel this year.
I have a couple furry costumes and extra animal heads. Lots of leather gear from over the years. No dildos or strapons to speak of.
A massive pile of dirty laundry and smelly socks.
No drugs or paraphernalia. No extremist material like Nazi flags or ISIS flags.
My girlfriend (Who is a lingerie model) has her stuff in a separate part of the house. Her toys are insignificant so I don't care. She doesn't use them much anyway.
I know I'm a bit of an eccentric but I think I'm in the clear.
Should I be worried???
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Damn autocorrectFlashlights? LuLz. Read OP again.
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Yeah... she wasIf you're just getting rid of the fleshlights, I'll post "in" for them as long as they've only been used gently. I'll take a pass if they're beat up too bad though because they'll only remind me of my ex wife.
My computer is 6 years old. I don't have child porn on it.
You’re the weirdest dude on the planet and I mean that as a compliment (not really).After 420 passes, I'll likely get raided. I want to get rid of anything that would get me in trouble in a massive bonfire this weekend.
It might actually not be a bon fire at all because after taking inventory of a lifetime of questionable and embarrassing items - I'm legit.
I have one or two guns at home that are on the books. All my nice stuff if buried in 4 different states. Deep in the ground. I have my mag collection in storage.
If somebody were to ransack YOUR house, rob you, or raid you - what would you worry about???
I have identity papers held secure off site. I have boring tax returns and pay stubs going back 30+ years. I don't own jewelry.
My computer is 6 years old. I don't have child porn on it.
Up until last month I had my home made porn collection going back until 1992 at home. I had over 100 8mm tapes, 3,000 Polaroids. All 18+. Every issue of Barely Legal going back to 1993. All that is in storage and paid up.
I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed but I have 2 55 gallon barrels filled with worn out FleshLights. I'm too embarrassed to throw them in the trash piece meal, so they have been collecting for 20 years. Also, in my basement is a 55 gallon barrel of water based lube from Amazon Prime and Comm2a. One drop goes a long way. I'm on my second barrel this year.
I have a couple furry costumes and extra animal heads. Lots of leather gear from over the years. No dildos or strapons to speak of.
A massive pile of dirty laundry and smelly socks.
No drugs or paraphernalia. No extremist material like Nazi flags or ISIS flags.
My girlfriend (Who is a lingerie model) has her stuff in a separate part of the house. Her toys are insignificant so I don't care. She doesn't use them much anyway.
I know I'm a bit of an eccentric but I think I'm in the clear.
Should I be worried???
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Im happy he’s here.You’re the weirdest dude on the planet and I mean that as a compliment (not really).
Woah, pump the brakes. To be clear, so am I.Im happy he’s here.
I get a good laugh most mornings when I wake up to his A+ quality posts. Something to chuckle at in these hard times.
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