After 420 passes, I'll likely get raided. I want to get rid of anything that would get me in trouble in a massive bonfire this weekend.
It might actually not be a bon fire at all because after taking inventory of a lifetime of questionable and embarrassing items - I'm legit.
I have one or two guns at home that are on the books. All my nice stuff if buried in 4 different states. Deep in the ground. I have my mag collection in storage.
If somebody were to ransack YOUR house, rob you, or raid you - what would you worry about???
I have identity papers held secure off site. I have boring tax returns and pay stubs going back 30+ years. I don't own jewelry.
My computer is 6 years old. I don't have child porn on it.
I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed but I have 2 55 gallon barrels filled with worn out FleshLights. I'm too embarrassed to throw them in the trash piece meal, so they have been collecting for 20 years. Also, in my basement is a 55 gallon barrel of water based lube from Amazon Prime and Comm2a. One drop goes a long way. I'm on my second barrel this year.
I have a couple furry costumes and extra animal heads. Lots of leather gear from over the years. No dildos or strapons to speak of.
A massive pile of dirty laundry and smelly socks.
No drugs or paraphernalia. No extremist material like Nazi flags or ISIS flags.
My girlfriend (Who is a lingerie model) has her stuff in a separate part of the house. Her toys are insignificant so I don't care. She doesn't use them much anyway.
I know I'm a bit of an eccentric but I think I'm in the clear.
Should I be worried???
It might actually not be a bon fire at all because after taking inventory of a lifetime of questionable and embarrassing items - I'm legit.
I have one or two guns at home that are on the books. All my nice stuff if buried in 4 different states. Deep in the ground. I have my mag collection in storage.
If somebody were to ransack YOUR house, rob you, or raid you - what would you worry about???
I have identity papers held secure off site. I have boring tax returns and pay stubs going back 30+ years. I don't own jewelry.
My computer is 6 years old. I don't have child porn on it.
I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed but I have 2 55 gallon barrels filled with worn out FleshLights. I'm too embarrassed to throw them in the trash piece meal, so they have been collecting for 20 years. Also, in my basement is a 55 gallon barrel of water based lube from Amazon Prime and Comm2a. One drop goes a long way. I'm on my second barrel this year.
I have a couple furry costumes and extra animal heads. Lots of leather gear from over the years. No dildos or strapons to speak of.
A massive pile of dirty laundry and smelly socks.
No drugs or paraphernalia. No extremist material like Nazi flags or ISIS flags.
My girlfriend (Who is a lingerie model) has her stuff in a separate part of the house. Her toys are insignificant so I don't care. She doesn't use them much anyway.
I know I'm a bit of an eccentric but I think I'm in the clear.
Should I be worried???
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