How to get more people interested in your for sale posts !!!!!

[BONESTOCK]

I think I found out the greatest little secret that I've been missing in the title of my WTS posts which is guaranteed to generate more interest and hopefully a sale.

I learned this from many other recent posts here on NES.
You simply need to start the title of your post with * Collector gun"...........Boom there it is and like magic I now get dozens of views and questions.
LOL. oh man I see it so clearly now.

Thanks to all and hope you enjoy........Happy Friday.

 

[Drix]

FS: Pre-Healey Collector's grade AR-15

$5,000. Lowballs = Blueballs. I know what I got.
Ammo will be valued at pre-covid pricing.

All laws will be followed, yada yada.

 

[BONESTOCK]

Ok here is my absolute favorite
List a gun for sale and put in your post " Previously owned by Elvis".....This makes some folks flip their shit but nobody seems to think that more than one guy actually had the name Elvis in this world........Oh my God does this one get me. LOL.....I find it just funny as hell.

 

[tinhorn]

Or there's bikini pics.

 

[Drix]

Or there's bikini pics.

Of a 58 year old chain smoking alcoholic guy in his garage.

 

[IPSC_DRL]

You mean the Ruger MkII is NOT collectible? Mine collects dust in the safe............

 

[snax]

Ok here is my absolute favorite
List a gun for sale and put in your post " Previously owned by Elvis".....This makes some folks flip their shit but nobody seems to think that more than one guy actually had the name Elvis in this world........Oh my God does this one get me. LOL.....I find it just funny as hell.

I have a gun that Jon Voight owned.

 

[not new guy]

Pssh. I only buy custom AR-15s

 

[Jude Thaddeus]

I heard from a certain reptile that unicorns and sloths bring in all the sales.

 

[Rocky Mosasaurus]

“Unicorn escaped the pasture” has to be my all time favorite Classified Ad title. The description was hilarious too.

 

[RumRunner]

ok so my ad should be like this:

Title: Collector Gun

Body: for sale, one pedestal sink

 

[Spanz]

Pics of Nekid women?

 

[headednorth]

I have a gun that Jon Voight owned.

The accountant!?

I know that non-retard pricing and an actual location get my attention

 

[ReggieB9mm]

If no state, I don’t bother

 

[M60]

LOL. I've noticed some "COLLECTOR", Ruger 22's lately.

 

[rep308]

Good pics, detailed info, price, and your location and you are set. Half the board does not do that.

To the email me for pictures crowd, it’s not 1998 any more.

 

[mac1911]

So i should list all my old 22s as collectors grade?

 

[Brucewillis4316]

Colorectal Stump wall for sake. Oops. Big thunmbs

 

[DW357]

Is that postban AR pistol still in the classifieds?? Definitely wouldn’t be advertising something illegal in MA

 

[jpm]

Any ad that has either flobert or parlor in the title instantly gets my attention!

 

[FalArAk]

"Custom" when referring to something you put together yourself.

 

[AHM]

Any ad that has either flobert or parlor in the title instantly gets my attention!

Holding out for "florbert".

 

[Qwikdraw45]

1) Um, put the F#@%!*$ location in the title, or at least the post?
2) Post in NH, the land of freedom and cheap Glocks, instead of Ass-achusetts?

 

[stinger35]

All items should have accurate triggers as well. Unaccurate one's truly suck at the range.

 

[nutsym16]

Make sure your picture has the gun pointing straight up or down, even better have it up side down. Don't forget to leave out a picture of the complete gun, left and right side. After all that's how the gun companies do it.

 

[DW357]

1) Um, put the F#@%!*$ location in the title, or at least the post?

This drives me insane. Even though I rarely buy anything in the classifieds.

 

[headednorth]

Ideal thread title "WTS GLOCK 19, $500 BOSTON MA"

 

[AHM]

Ideal thread title "WTS GLOCK 19, $500 BOSTON MA"

"FTF AT FROG POND ON THE COMMON, CASH ONLY"

 

[ridleyman]

LOL. I've noticed some "COLLECTOR", Ruger 22's lately.

$800 for a Ruger probably worth $300!

 

[Artifact]

Easy, don’t sell stripped lowers for $1500 a piece.