Greta Thunberg: don't know if it is true but funny

[nordic alien]

funny

 

[greencobra]

my damn chopsticks are made from planet friendly plastic.

 

[enbloc]

Make her wipe her butt with chopsticks...

 

[greencobra]

greta doesn't shit!

 

[SgtHal75]

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I’m definitely using TP when this shit is all said and done with but I will never eat Chinese Food again!!! And yes Greta, Cerveza bug has stolen my dreams!

 

[SgtHal75]

greta doesn't shit!

Have u seen the inside of her Prius???? She probably shits lil brown pellets with all the junk food wrappers that were in there. Lol!!!

 

[NHKevin]

I’m definitely using TP when this shit is all said and done with but I will never eat Chinese Food again!!! And yes Greta, Cerveza bug has stolen my dreams!

Never eat Chinese food again? Why? You probably won't drink a Corona for the same reason?

 

[wilson911]

My chopsticks are made out of stainless steel. And they're called forks.

 

[one-eyed Jack]

greta doesn't shit!

Yes she does. Out of her mouth. Jack.

 

[SgtHal75]

Never eat Chinese food again? Why? You probably won't drink a Corona for the same reason?

Good one!!!!!

 

[JDL]

I think this is fake news from Joe-ks.com

 

[Bt74]

Never eat Chinese food again? Why? You probably won't drink a Corona for the same reason?

Ever seen the back of house in a Chinese restaurant?

 

[snax]

I know he's Japanese.

 

[Dadstoys]

Ever seen the back of house in a Chinese restaurant?

More than I ever wanted to.

 

[Bt74]

More than I ever wanted to.

As a tradesman, the rules for working in a Chinese restaurant were: don't bring your toolbox in, and duct tape your pants cuffs to your boots, to prevent taking cockroaches home.

 

[1919FAN]

Hey Greta here's a coloring book now eff off.

 

[Kevin_NH]

So apparently Greta is also a medical expert now, and has self-diagnosed with COVID-19.

 

[Dadstoys]

As a tradesman, the rules for working in a Chinese restaurant were: don't bring your toolbox in, and duct tape your pants cuffs to your boots, to prevent taking cockroaches home.

My boot and clothes have stayed outside more than once.
I've always been mystified as to how they get away with it.
Well not so much.
I know for a fact there are envelopes changing hands in a lot of cases.

There was the one in KY. where they got caught dragging road kill deer in the back door..

 

[PL-52]

Bambi fou yung!!!!

 

[Zappa]

my damn chopsticks are made from planet friendly plastic.

I prefer the fancy ones made from carved and etched whale bone.

 

[LoginName]

I prefer the fancy ones made from carved and etched whale bone ivory ones made from elephant or walrus tusks

 

[Dennis in MA]

I leave my boots and clothes outside at the Chinese food restaurant even when eating. Mr. Tang looks at me funny and such. And I never get a table by the window.

You guys not dressing for kitchen work - grab a N95 mask and protect your junk from that hot oil splashing around.

 

[Sparky123]

Wood? What the hell is she talking about? My chopsticks are made of plastic, just like my Glock.

 

[Fixxah]

My boot and clothes have stayed outside more than once.
I've always been mystified as to how they get away with it.
Well not so much.
I know for a fact there are envelopes changing hands in a lot of cases.

There was the one in KY. where they got caught dragging road kill deer in the back door..

I would rather work in a Chinese resteraunt than an Indian joint any day of the week.

 

[Dadstoys]

I would rather work in a Chinese resteraunt than an Indian joint any day of the week.

I've only been in the kitchen in one and they are about on par.

 

[Remote Camper]

My Chopsticks are made from Titanium.


rc

 

[Mountain]

Have u seen the inside of her Prius???? She probably shits lil brown pellets with all the junk food wrappers that were in there. Lol!!!

OK, how the hell do you know this? (Not sure I want to know...)

 

[greencobra]

OK, how the hell do you know this? (Not sure I want to know...)

i heard she drives for uber on occasion.

 

[SgtHal75]

OK, how the hell do you know this? (Not sure I want to know...)

Haha! I saw a YouTube video on it, exposing her for the fraud she is. I forget which, just search it and u will see.

 

[Shark_Cage]

Ever seen the back of house in a Chinese restaurant?

My son helped his grandfather as a mechanic's assistant (refrigeration) last summer and they would joke how they could spot the Chinese restaurant's back door by how filthy it was but the kitchen was always worse.