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Friday Humour, The Pregnant Blonde

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The guy who sent this to me is not married, it was Dave Pidgeon, of Pidgeon's Gun Shop

The Pregnant Blonde....

My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, the
other day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for
joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down
along with her.

When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"

I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."

She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up
and down, when she told me that she was pregnant!

I was ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and
kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be
happier!"

Then, she said "Oh, honey. There's more."

I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are
going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so
soon after getting pregnant, I Asked her how she knew.
She said,


(You're going to love this!)



"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the
twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive!"
 
Oh, Lynne, and any other blondes out there, this isn't directed towards you. If you're offended, I apologize in advance, and I'll whip my self 100 lashes with a wet noodle.
 
Nickle said:
I'll whip my self 100 lashes with a wet noodle.

WOAH there Nickel... We don't need to be getting into our own personal fetishes here..

It's a GUN forum for crying out loud!! :p :D

Adam
 
Fetish? Mine is BRUNETTES with GUNS and BIKES. Like that combo so much I married one. Any more questions?




Blondes are OK, too, even if I prefer the brunette.
 
Oh, another thing, if you ever see this UGLY mug, don't feed this WOODCHUCK!

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Since my hair has been turning darker over the past couple of years, Nickle, I think I'm safe from the blonde jokes.

(one wonders if darkening blonde hair means gaining intelligence?)
[lol]
 
Lynne said:
Since my hair has been turning darker over the past couple of years, Nickle, I think I'm safe from the blonde jokes.

(one wonders if darkening blonde hair means gaining intelligence?)
[lol]

I'm not sure about that, Lynne... I always thought that a blonde who dyed her hair brunette was defined as "artificial intelligence".

Grinning, ducking and running,

Ross
 
dwarven1 said:
Lynne said:
Since my hair has been turning darker over the past couple of years, Nickle, I think I'm safe from the blonde jokes.

(one wonders if darkening blonde hair means gaining intelligence?)
[lol]

I'm not sure about that, Lynne... I always thought that a blonde who dyed her hair brunette was defined as "artificial intelligence".

Grinning, ducking and running,

Ross


[lol] [lol] [lol] [lol] [lol]
 
dwarven1 said:
Lynne said:
Since my hair has been turning darker over the past couple of years, Nickle, I think I'm safe from the blonde jokes.

(one wonders if darkening blonde hair means gaining intelligence?)
[lol]

I'm not sure about that, Lynne... I always thought that a blonde who dyed her hair brunette was defined as "artificial intelligence".

Grinning, ducking and running,

Ross

But I haven't died it...it's going darker all by itself....well, except for the gray hairs that's joined it. :D (But you are correct about A.I. [lol] )
 
Nickle...

[shock]

PLEASE

Post a warning BEFORE forum members open such a picture! It could cause heart failure.

 
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