FB and IG down worldwide

[slugworth]

 

[Waher]

So facebook is basically the scientology of the corporate world?

Both them and Google have some extremely creepy internal cult culture stuff going. Some Google engineer was going on about their latest AI project being "G-d as an infant" which is disturbing to say the least.

 

[Broc]

@namedpipes will know.

EDITED - I see @Broccoli Iglesias had the same thought...

Are you the other viewer?

 

[wilson911]

If you use "Jan 6 insurrection" in a conversation your opinion is not worth considering.

What if I said "We should change Patriot's Day to January 6" ?

Well didnt realize how much i rely on facebook/ig until today... this is odd. At least their stock is crashing, F zuckerburg and his fact finders

Well their market cap went from 900Bil to 890Bil (temporarily). I'm sure they learned their lesson.

Not me, I'm scrambling to get all the FB stock I can, while it is discounted!

 

[not new guy]

Both them and Google have some extremely creepy internal cult culture stuff going. Some Google engineer was going on about their latest AI project being "G-d as an infant" which is disturbing to say the least.

Hminsky worked on AI at google for a decade or so. Shocking, I know.

 

[blindndead]

So what are they doing that they don't want us to see?

 

[Dennis in MA]

 

[wilson911]

I was speaking about media people who use that term like it's something that actually happened...there was no insurrection on Jan 6 IMO.

Maybe not for you, but AOC was afraid of being raped and killed. Also, she was not there.

 

[Waher]

So what are they doing that they don't want us to see?

My guesses:
Either a significant security breach was discovered
or
Some new algorithm was doing something which was supposed to be discreet a little too obvious for their liking and they needed to slam the emergency stop button before it got noticed

 

[PaulR]

A whistleblower (also written as whistle-blower or whistle blower)[1] is a person, usually an employee, who exposes information or activity within a private, public, or government organization that is deemed illegal, illicit, unsafe, fraud, or abuse of taxpayer funds.


well, I guess "unsafe" can be a relative term.

 

[Mountain]

 

[xtry51]

Hopefully they stay down forever. Lol

 

[Path-Finder]

The 'whistleblower' is anything but. It's a psy-op to con people into doing exactly what Facebook wants.

View: https://twitter.com/Rothbard1776/status/1445035451040022528


View: https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1445025997452201991


View: https://twitter.com/RaheemKassam/status/1445004793945149440


View: https://twitter.com/johnrobb/status/1445001253172416513

This is completely what I think is going on. It's just a PR stunt.

 

[knoxy]

Lol, their algorithm probably ran amok, calling black people primates, again.

 

[ColdDayInHell]

Good, hopefully they never return The world will be a much better place.

Yep, but never gon' happen.

Most downloaded apps (2020)

TikTok	850 million
WhatsApp	600 million
Facebook	540 million
Instagram	503 million

Way too much money at stake. Even being down for a few hours must cost Zuck the Cuck millions.

lol


View: https://twitter.com/GabbyProp/status/1445056680132321287

 

[G4Y4HK]

just zuck the cuck punishing everyone for that negative press lately. see? you can't live without my services so stfu about mental health, cyber bullying, fake news, and privacy and all that and come back to daddy.

 

[TJ4]

Lol, their algorithm probably ran amok, calling black people primates, again.

sounds like it worked as well as Microsoft’s twitter bot that they had to shutdown after 24 hours because it was learning from humans and ended up pumping out a bunch of hate-filled tweets.

 

[HARRYM]

I guess I'll spend more time here on NES.

Versus if FB was up you would rather be there?

 

[xtry51]

Apparently their entire DNS routing is down. No email, no websites, nothing.

I hope this is the gov or other libs attacking FB and eating their own.

 

[safetyfirst2125]

Basically they had a NooB working in IT and screwed up their IT config.



View: https://twitter.com/DougMadory/status/1445097188514750466?s=20



View: https://twitter.com/briankrebs/status/1445078363593453578?s=20

 

[TJ4]

just zuck the cuck punishing everyone for that negative press lately. see? you can't live without my services so stfu about mental health, cyber bullying, fake news, and privacy and all that and come back to daddy.

It’s either that, or he’s hoping for the government to require censor standards (from this administration), which Facebook will of course be more than helpful in drafting and implementing as a public service. You know, helpful ”public health crisis” stuff like mandatory shots, cracking down on climate change deniers, ending “gun violence” and some wildly broad category of “disinformation” being harmful to the public health. No sense in spreading the good word of the government if you can’t stop those pesky virulent individuals who may disagree and cause problems. Maybe they’ll implement Chinas great social credit score system to help keep everyone in line! Fun times ahead!

 

[knoxy]

Don't worry, Biden will address the nation this evening to explain what happened.

 

[wilson911]

Basically they had a NooB working in IT and screwed up their IT config.

Did he unplug it, then plug it back in?

 

[xtry51]

It would be a real shame if those people all had accidents on the way to the data centers leaving them down indefinitely

 

[Archilochus]

I'm reminded of an old Far Side cartoon with the caption something like this .... "If a tree falls in the forest, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?"

 

[wilson911]

I'm reminded of an old Far Side cartoon with the caption something like this .... "If a tree falls in the forest, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?"

 

[safetyfirst2125]

Did he unplug it, then plug it back in?

Apparently not yet

 

[NoName4U]

Good!

 

[ColdDayInHell]

I’m just rustled that I can’t see Britney Spears’ Instagram.

f***ing bullshit.

 

[TrackDayRdr]

This might be the first time I've rooted for the Chinese Cyber Special Forces.