CIA - opening for an assassin

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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background
checks,
interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists - two men
and
one woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
metal door
and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
instructions, no matter what the circumstances.

Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have
to kill
her."

The first man said. "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my
wife,"

The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went
into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent
came
out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent replies, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go

home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. Only she was told to kill her
husband.

She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot
after
another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a
few
minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman.

She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me
the
gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the
chair."
 
It's starting to make sense now. She gets pissed off pretty easy, he's always injured. I'm starting to see a pattern here. [wink]
 
No,NO, No. You can not blame me for ANY of it. :D Actually takes alot to piss me off,just when I get to that point Look Out!. Actually Glenn's warranty expired in his 20's. I kept telling him I was going to have to trade him in for a newer model. [twisted] All his injuries are due to the extreme sports he has always partaken of. He'll even tell you that. The springer spaniel is also the cause of one of his injuries too. :)
 
[shock] :D :D :D :D
Too good! Naw she just takes care of me when I break myself. :D
I did extreme sports before there was a thing. And I have the scars to prove it.
I wiped out the kness in my 20's then the back (which I initally injured while in the army racing MX )
then the shoulders.. I want bionics.
 
Wildweasel said:
[shock] :D :D :D :D
Too good! Naw she just takes care of me when I break myself. :D
I did extreme sports before there was a thing. And I have the scars to prove it.
I wiped out the kness in my 20's then the back (which I initally injured while in the army racing MX )
then the shoulders.. I want bionics.

You and me both!
 
L5-S1 fusion, not something that I want to have to repeat but it was very successfull.
full rehab took almost a year and I heal faster than most . Big thing was I am a non-smoker.
that is one of the big things that helped. and I followed the docs instructions to the T.
My feet had gone numb before the surgury, and I was loosing strenght rapidly. now I have some scitic pain (esp in the winter) but the 24/7 back pain is long gone. I have a bunch of screws and a Ti cage .
That was 3 years ago. so I am less than happy I had to have the rotator cuff repair.
But there are alot of folks worse off than me. (including our G.I.'s wounded in the sandbox.)
 
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