Body armor/Tactical plate carrier

[DarthRevan]

Any other options to consider?

Make your own out of duct tape, paracord, and yoga mats?

 

[kalash]

Do you have a pretty purple yoga mat I can borrow for this project?

 

[Soundwave]

You could probably get a baby bjorn or something for free from a local facebook group.

You'll probably have to supply your own insert(s) though.