Bloomturd to ban sparklers...because he wants to...

If he ever learns about Molotov Cocktails, he'll be banning gasoline, containers and cloth.

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How about a group buy for upside down flags. I worked out a deal for you guys for only double what a regular flag costs. They usually sell for 5 times that. Send me your money.

That's an awesome price! I just double-checked my flag and it's a sideways version. Can I pay extra to have it here by the 4th?
 
How about a group buy for upside down flags. I worked out a deal for you guys for only double what a regular flag costs. They usually sell for 5 times that. Send me your money.

Um.. where would I get an upside-down flagpole?

Sent from state prison using contraband cell phone.
 
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