Biden...if guns shot chocolate...

[mikeyp]

Biden: ?If Guns Shot Chocolate, World Would be Safer, Happier. People Love Chocolate?

 

[frenchman]

And the moon is nothing but a bigass cheesecake.
How can a moron like this become the vice president of the most powerfull nation in the world?

 

[MAGG]

the first comment sums it up

 

[jasons]

We can start with the secret service.

 

[taz-2005]

This just in----- Bloomberg bans chocolate guns due to the excessive amount of calories.

 

[PaulD]

His mouth shoots a substance that looks like chocolate, but isn't.

 

[ColdDayInHell]

epic comments

good ol' uncle shotgun joe AKA chocolate-for-brains

 

[45collector]

the first comment sums it up

If Joe Biden’s Dad, would have shot chocolate, instead of Sperm, His Mother would have been happier, and so would We!!!!!
Just sayin’!!

Yeah I liked that one as well.

 

[Sax1031]

has he really run out of things to say?

 

[mass]

Great. Now there will be a run on chocolate.



From my cold dead hands will they get my chocolate. I really mean it this time.

Sent from state prison using contraband cell phone.

 

[vipprimo]

 

[PeacefulMuslim]

President Biden...2016....LOL

 

[Boris]

Biden already got two guns that shoot "chocolate" his a**h*** and his dickholster.

 

[Wrench75]

It never ceases to amaze me the lengths this shithead goes to to make Al Gore look competent....

 

[45collector]

Biden already got two guns that shoot "chocolate" his a**h*** and his dickholster.

[fires two blasts.]

 

[Wrench75]

[fires two blasts.]

Ya two blasts 12 hrs. apart with a nap and a meal in between....

 

[center442]

And the moon is nothing but a bigass cheesecake.
How can a moron like this become the vice president of the most powerfull nation in the world?

By having an electorate that's even dumber than the people they elect.

 

[atilla]

if the moon were made of bar-b-que spare ribs? would 'ya eat it?

I SURE WOULD. and then i'd wash it all down with a tall, cool budweiser.

 

[JuergenG]

How can a moron like this become the vice president of the most powerfull nation in the world?

Second that question.

- - - Updated - - -

By having an electorate that's even dumber than the people they elect.

Second that answer, too

 

[Boris]

Second that question.

he makes Barry look smarter ... but not by much

 

[Dadstoys]

O's personal life insurance policy.

 

[Chet0729]

The chocolate bullets will still kill you, you will just die from diabetes and it will take a little longer.
The stupidity never ceases to amaze me.

 

[mikeyp]

Wait, think about how well this could work. "Kim Jong Un(I think that's the little oompa loompa's name" we may have nukes...but the U.S. has...guns that shoot chocolate!" Then the little oompa loompa would try and eat the chocolate and die!

 

[Mikie M.]

We could go moose hunting and make chocolate moose!!!

 

[mikem317]

O's personal life insurance policy.

Yeah, becoming overly obvious now.

 

[atilla]

http://www.northeastshooters.com/vbulletin/off-topic/208991-chocolate-shotgun-slugs-om-nom-nom.html

 

[Spanz]

jeez, unka joe gets funnier and funnier every day.

If all girls had huge tits, wore crotchless panties, and were super horny every day, the that world would be a better place too! But, as with unka joe, not in MY lifetime.

 

[Kevin_NH]

This is the incoming "leader of the free world"?

 

[enbloc]

I think I'm beginning to understand Joe.

If guns shot peanuts... there'd be a lot of dead kids with nut allergies...

 

[IPSC_DRL]

President Biden...2016....LOL

Missed it by

Spoiler: THAT

4 years

much................




Oh, and edited to add "Holy necropost Bartman!