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Bear baiting
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smokey-seven
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Maple syrup does no go bad... ever! Worst case is you have to put the jug into water and bring it to a boil. If the syrup is cloudy or turned solid, it will bring it back to like the day it was put up. Maple syrup and honey, they are good for a millennium.
The best bear bait is old Twinke rolls or donuts.
The best bear bait is old Twinke rolls or donuts.
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tuna
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Real maple syrup doesn't go bad, but Log Cabin isn't maple syrup.
knoxy
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one-eyed Jack
Manufacturer
Trying to PM you. Having an issue. Pls call me or PM phone #. Thanks, Jack.
MaverickNH
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The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the PopeMobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a ‘Save the Climate’ hat and a ‘To Hell with Trump’ T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear’s chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear’s grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. ‘I give you my blessing for your brave actions!’ he told them. ‘I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists but now I’ve seen with my own eyes that this is not true.’
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies ‘Who was that guy?’
‘It was the Pope,’ another replied. ‘He’s in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.
‘Well,’ the logger said, ‘he may have access to all wisdom but he doesn’t know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?’
A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a ‘Save the Climate’ hat and a ‘To Hell with Trump’ T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear’s chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear’s grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. ‘I give you my blessing for your brave actions!’ he told them. ‘I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists but now I’ve seen with my own eyes that this is not true.’
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies ‘Who was that guy?’
‘It was the Pope,’ another replied. ‘He’s in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.
‘Well,’ the logger said, ‘he may have access to all wisdom but he doesn’t know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?’
one-eyed Jack
Manufacturer
Just spoke with the NH sons. They are both stocked up on what they use for bear bait. Thanks anyway. Jack.
greencobra
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sell it on craig's list...someone will buy it and pay top dollar too.
smokey-seven
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I totally missed that in the original post. Go to some anti hunting liberal's home near some woods and pour it out in his back yard.
tuna
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Better to pour it on his windshield.
Unrelated PSA - clear Karo corn syrup is a great substitute for hand sanitizer. It doesn't sanitize, but it is so fun to watch people put this crap on their hands and get all sticky.
