Zombie Apocalypse Insurance

[Gibbs]

I'm not a big fan of insurance, but I have benefitted from having it on occasion.

I don't know about this one.

Make sure to read the "FAQs" and "coverage" sections carefully before selecting a policy from the Zombie Apocalypse Insurance Company ("the best zombie apocalypse insurance on the market today")...

 

[Donvin999]

+1 for making me laugh! Quite a little gimic they have there!

 

[pdm]

Heheh, nice.

 

[mclina]

'Regular, dug up dead people do not qualify' - as proof of a zombie attack. These guys have thought of everything.

 

[In God We Trust]

You've gone and killed all the zombies attacking you and your family – now you've got a bunch of rotting, brainless bodies in your yard! One call to ZAICO and we will dispatch our expert ZIT (Zombie Incineration Team) to gather and burn that unsightly heap of dead-dead zombies you've created.

Thats nice of them.

 

[cekim]

By any objective standard, they should already be paying out now...