Zero-Tolerance at full retard after 5 YEAR old said "pew pew" with a crayon

[FormerlyIndifferent]

And the boneheads running her school tried to make this 5 year old sign a CONTRACT promising not to kill anyone, nor commit suicide.

http://www.newser.com/story/197135/...rt&utm_medium=united&utm_campaign=rss_topnews

Do we have a gun problem, or a moonbat problem?

 

[Rob Boudrie]

It is indeed true that hydrogen is not the most abundant element.

 

[cockpitbob]

Mobile, Alabama. I'm guessing the teacher plays banjo down by the river and brushes her tooth after every meal.

 

[jtnf]

It is indeed true that hydrogen is not the most abundant element.

Moronium?

 

[Rob Boudrie]

Not sure the attribution is correct, but I found this via google:

Some scientists say that the major building block of the universe is hydrogen because it's the most plentiful element, but my theory is that the universe is made out of stupidity, because it is more plentiful than hydrogen.
Frank Zappa

 

[TOM1960]

It is indeed true that hydrogen is not the most abundant element.

My guess would be helium. Obviously, helium-heads seem to be running most of the school systems in this country!

 

[Terminator03]

Not sure the attribution is correct, but I found this via google:

If it's on the google, it must be true! Certainly sounds logical to me anyway...

 

[MisterHappy]

Boy, Wait until my Grand Daughter starts telling folks about going on the trap line with me.

If you want real-life anecdotes, let me know!

In 3rd grade, my son had "Dress up as your favorite sports day".... He wore his Trap vest and eye pro.....he left the plugs out.

There were no issues, BTW

 

[Beansie]

If you want real-life anecdotes, let me know!

In 3rd grade, my son had "Dress up as your favorite sports day".... He wore his Trap vest and eye pro.....he left the plugs out.

There were no issues, BTW

Thank goodness.

My son can draw pretty good. Leaves drawings of AR builds he wants to do (read: me to pay for) laying around the house all the time. I told him NOT to draw that stuff in school.

I'm not worried about having a parent teacher conference. We live near Lowell, I'm worried about a friend of a friend thinking that breaking into my house might be a good idea...

 

[Pete85]

I'm worried about a friend of a friend thinking that breaking into my house might be a good idea...

They'd only try that once...

 

[gbest]

My guess would be helium. Obviously, helium-heads seem to be running most of the school systems in this country!

If Zappa said it's Hydrogen, then it's Hydrogen, you don't question Frank.

 

[xtry51]

Apparently they are unaware that children cannot legally sign contracts.

 

[Waher]

Is it me or is it becoming increasingly obvious that sending your child to public school is akin to child abuse? The teachers and administrators do things that would get parents taken to court, NO ONE IS EVER FIRED, and exponential sums of money are spent on administrative or professional development bloat rather than actual educational endeavors.