Wisconsin women shot server in the face over missing burger

[AHM]

When I started reading the title and got to the word "server" I immediately thought file server. That's what happens when you have worked in IT in the past. They were some file servers that I damn near shot.

Yes but I saw "face" and "burger" and mine neither have faces nor serve burgers.

Back in the day,
the compute servers were more likely to serve the patty but not the bun.

UNIX Philosophy, Fast Food the UNIX way

xahlee.info

 

[71montess]

Two women have been charged for shooting a restaurant employee in the face over a missing hamburger in Wisconsin.

Wisconsin women shot server in the face over missing burger: Investigators

Two Wisconsin women are charged with shooting a restaurant server in the face, allegedly due to a missing hamburger from an order.

www.foxnews.com

she looks like she needed another burger
cant even imagine what she would have done if the order of fries was missing

Untill crimes like this are addressed by throwing away the key, we will not stop it with more laws.

 

[mcshooter]

What would you do, for a hamburger (sang like the Klondike song)

 

[Palladin]

Untill crimes like this are addressed by throwing away the key, we will not stop it with more laws.

Or execution

 

[TJ4]

There's a GoFundMe:

Too bad, because gofundme can gofthemselves

 

[enbloc]

I've only had to shoot one server in the face...

 

[walter62]

She-boons. Complete inability to balance risk/reward and zero impulse control.

 

[highlander]

The server should be entitled to workman's comp but being a server probably gets minimum wage I've no problem with a gofundme WC only lasts so long. As far as the hood rats go perhaps a dose of their own medicine is in order and a lobotomy right after or maybe a 2 Fer to save time.

 

[FiremanBob]

They need to be made an example to other dindus. I recommend a public hanging at noon in front of the city hall.

 

[SKumar]

Ya know, us 'blaccs' aren't all dindus...

Freggin classic

View: https://youtu.be/f3PJF0YE-x4

 

[apander]

I think it was really the server DIS-RE-SPECTING them Not the missing burger. Clown World but who's laughing.

 

[Road_Clam]

Ghetto thugettes hopefully gonna be pie licking bitches for life for first degree murder.

 

[mibro]

Ya know, us 'blaccs' aren't all dindus...

Fact check true.

Two of my favorite YT channels:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tcitu1yhfQ



View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH9WyiuEsOM

 

[556USER]

Back in the day,
the compute servers were more likely to serve the patty but not the bun.

UNIX Philosophy, Fast Food the UNIX way

xahlee.info

No doubt, the "ladies" Johnson did not place the order correctly.

 

[Amputee Marksman]

Yep ........ Let me completely ruin my life over a f***ing hamburger.

I think you'll find their lives were well down the path to complete ruination before this happened.

 

[mothybee]

They need to be made an example to other dindus. I recommend a public hanging at noon in front of the city hall.

Nah, give the guy with the bat a paying job for once. Might change his life around.

 

[mothybee]

My question is; how much time is the server gonna get for burger fraud and larceny?

 

[42!]

When I started reading the title and got to the word "server" I immediately thought file server. That's what happens when you have worked in IT in the past. They were some file servers that I damn near shot.

I've shot servers, switches and routers too. There was a time ranges let you do this as long as you cleaned up. It was a great way to decompress after a stressful day. Someplace around here I have an ECU with 3 9mm holes in it, it's "fixed" now.

 

[Dennis in MA]

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Ya know, us 'blaccs' aren't all dindus...

Yep. Although I'll say this: The second woman. Bre-Ain't. She looks like a grown-up funny-haired (those locks, yo) Spanky from Our Gang. I wonder if Petie was hanging around outside.

Say their names ?

Breandoo and Breandon't?

 

[timbo]

I vote we officially end the puzzle. the answer is always the same. No challenge.