U.S. will prosecute makers of 'undetectable' plastic guns: Sessions

Funny how they just pick and choose what laws/criminals they will prosecute.
They could stay very busy just going after those that do not up hold the constitution.
 
As long as the government can pick and choose which laws it enforces, the people are free to pick and choose which laws they obey..... It works both ways Sessions you douche bag...

You can start by enforcing some of these:

16 USC §551 & 36 CFR §261.16(c) make it a crime to wash a fish at a faucet if it's not a fish-washing faucet, in a national forest.

18 USC §1865 & 36 CFR §7.96(b)(3) make it a federal crime to harass a golfer in any national park in Washington, DC

18 U.S.C. §1865 & 36 C.F.R. §2.15(a)(4) make it a federal crime to let your pet make a noise that scares the wildlife in a national park.

40 U.S.C. §8103(b)(4) makes it a federal crime to injure a government-owned lamp.

21 USC §333 & 21 CFR §102.39 make it a crime to sell onion rings resembling normal onion rings, but made from diced onion, without saying so

18 USC §1382 & 32 CFR §636.28(g)(iv) make it a federal crime to ride a moped into Fort Stewart without wearing long trousers.

40 U.S.C. §1315(c)(2) & 45 C.F.R. §3.42(e) make it a federal crime to skateboard at the National Institutes of Health.

7 USC §8313, 9 CFR §§93.400 & 93.414 make it a crime to take home milk from a quarantined giraffe, or any animal that "chew the cud."

27 USC §§205, 207 & 27 CFR §4.64(a)(8) make it a federal crime to advertise wine in a manner that suggests it has intoxicating qualities.

21 USC §§333, 352 & 21 CFR §332.30(b) make it a federal crime to sell anti-flatulent drugs without noting flatulence is "referred to as gas"

7 USC §1011(f) & 36 CFR §261.4(b) make it a crime to say something so annoying to someone that it makes them hit you in a national forest.

15 U.S.C. §§330a & 330d make it a federal crime to attempt to change the weather without telling the Secretary of Commerce.

27 U.S.C. §207, §205(e) & 27 C.F.R. §4.39(a)(9) make it a federal crime to sell wine with a brand name including the word "zombie."
 
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It would be nice if Sessions prosecuted someone for something....anything! Don't just sit there looking like Granny Clampett...do something!!
 
It would be nice if Sessions prosecuted someone for something....anything! Don't just sit there looking like Granny Clampett...do something!!

How about prosecuting the someone who came up with the fake dossier that is the basis for the Trump collusion investigation.... How many tens of millions have been wasted now?

I'm not going to say he's worse than Holder or Lynch, they did a bunch of bad stuff. I would rather have someone who does nothing... It's an improvement. But still - far from great.
 
I'm sure any would be terrorist will now follow this law![slap]

America, land of the free. Run by the mentally challenged... [rofl]

Massachusetts is the only place a snowflake can survive the winter!:eek:
 
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