The real 2nd amendment

[miss2ndamendment]

I know that most of you probably already know this but for those who don't, check out this site.

http://members.tripod.com/~waycool_dude/secondamendment.html

 

[doobie]

In other words, if you have a penis, you ARE the militia!

My favourite part

 

[The Village Idiot]

(a) The militia of the United States consists of all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age and, except as provided in section 313 of title 32, under 45 years of age who are, or who have made a declaration of intention to become, citizens of the United States and of female citizens of the United States who are members of the National Guard.

In other words, if you have a penis, you ARE the militia!

I am older than 45 and am afraid that my penis will be taken away from me.

 

[Pete85]

In other words, if you have a penis, you ARE the militia!

*looks down*
Yep, I'm part of the militia.

 

[WayneWong]

*looks down*

I must be a 5 start general.