The Genie

[FPrice]

A man is walking on the beach one day when he finds an old lamp. On an impulse he rubs it and a Genie suddenly appears and says,

"I am a Genie and I am here to grant you three wishes. There is only one catch - I am a Lawyer Genie and everything you wish for, every lawyer in the world will get two of."

The man thinks a bit and decides that is something he can live with.

"For my first wish I would like 10 million dollars."

The genie replies, "Done. And every lawyer in the world now has 20 million dollars also."

The man thinks and says. "Next I would like a red Porsche."

The genie says. "Done. And every lawyer now has two red Porsches.".

The Genie then asks, "And what is your third wish?".

The man thinks for a while and finally says, "You know, I've always wanted to donate one of my kidneys."

 

[Admin]

I think balls would have worked well there. [twisted]

 

[KMaurer]

There have been variations on it around for a long time. Most all of them (dated from long before organ transplants) make the final with "make me blind in one eye."

Ken

 

[TonyD]

I think balls would have worked well there. [twisted]

How would that affect lawyers?

 

[Admin]

I think balls would have worked well there. [twisted]

How would that affect lawyers?

Brent would stop chasing them around. [lol] [lol] [lol]

 

[Nickle]

I like it. You can live without testicles, but without kidney's, you're SOL.

 

[C-pher]

See, I've heard for the third wish, "I want to be beaten HALF to death."