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Thanksgiving Day Kit

Picton said:
I'm arming the turkey.
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I am cooking mine with a gun and one in the chamber. Totally safe, takes 650 degrees for a primer and powder to ignite.

But the oil melting from the gun gives the turkey that nice freedom taste. Also, no one would expect you to have a gun in the turkey, tactical AF. Someone breaks in, takes all my guns, I can tell them I will feed them turkey before they kill me, grab the gun and shoot them when they least expect it.


PS: I am a professional, do not attempt this at home without proper training.
 
Broc said:
I am cooking mine with a gun and one in the chamber. Totally safe, takes 650 degrees for a primer and powder to ignite.

But the oil melting from the gun gives the turkey that nice freedom taste. Also, no one would expect you to have a gun in the turkey, tactical AF. Someone breaks in, takes all my guns, I can tell them I will feed them turkey before they kill me, grab the gun and shoot them when they least expect it.


PS: I am a professional, do not attempt this at home without proper training.
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I keep mine in the deep frier... keeps it lubed
 
Rockrivr1 said:
Have my house destroying bomb ready just in case.

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Holy shit dude! In your house?

You know I am busting your balls occasionally and at least I am having a good time but in all honesty, be f'n careful with that dude.

Do that shit in your garage or outside, it's nice out!
 
FalArAk said:
With the wars in Ukraine and Israel, the car bomb in Niagra, you can't leave anything to chance while you are enjoying time with the family.

I have an AK 74 stashed behind the curio cabinet near the dining table. Behind the Hummel figurines and Elvis plate collection in the curio cabinet is a PVS14 and a few extra bakelite 74 mags.

I will be wearing Vietnam tiger stripe pants in case I am engaging anyone outside, with an M65 field jacket by the front door to grab. I will also have a 3 day assault pack ready to go packed with everything I need underneath my chair at dinner time.

On my person I will have a G19 in a thigh holster and a P30sk with a Streamlight TLR. I have a Busse Fusion Battle Mistress strapped ready to go and a Microtech HALO 6 in my pocket. Unsure how much cash and gold I should carry in case things really get bad and I have to start bartering for goods and services.

So NES, what is your T-Day load out?
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@Reptile Did you hack @FalArAk 's account?
 
I hope RR doesn't burn his house down.

Honestly never seen or heard of anyone deep frying a turkey indoors.

On the bright side his house will smell like stale peanut oil for the next 60 days, this is of course assuming that he still has a house.
 
FalArAk said:
Now that I know a 2.3 mile shot is possible thanks to the US/Ukraine propaganda, I am considering an overwatch position during the dessert phase of the meal.

The TJ Maxx rooftop in Leominster is exactly 2.29 miles from my house and should do well.
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I’ll be at my mother in laws about 3.5 away from TJ Maxx in Leominster. I’ll bring my an AR, plates and bump helmet, ill advance on foot/by truck while you lay dow suppressive fire as needed.
 
FalArAk said:
I hope RR doesn't burn his house down.

Honestly never seen or heard of anyone deep frying a turkey indoors.

On the bright side his house will smell like stale peanut oil for the next 60 days, this is of course assuming that he still has a house.
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Hope your busting balls but this pic goes around FB, IG and Twitter every year 😂
 

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