JimConway
Instructor
To all you old law dogs now just lyin' in the shade; current pistoleros and other fervent Second Amendment believers:
The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." -- John Steinbeck
1- Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he's too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
2- If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
3- I carry a gun, 'cause a cop is too heavy. (Gotta love this one!!)
4- America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the mall. (Ain't this the gospel truth!)
5- When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away. (Yep, time it sometime, but shoot first - then call 911).
6- A reporter did a human interest piece on the Texas Rangers.
The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why do you carry a .45?". The Ranger responded with, "Because they don't make a .46."
7- An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.
8- The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle." (Winchester Mod. 94 in 30-30 Cal. and loaded with Winchester SilverTips, no doubt)
9- Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it!
(AMEN !)
The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." -- John Steinbeck
1- Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he's too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
2- If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
3- I carry a gun, 'cause a cop is too heavy. (Gotta love this one!!)
4- America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the mall. (Ain't this the gospel truth!)
5- When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away. (Yep, time it sometime, but shoot first - then call 911).
6- A reporter did a human interest piece on the Texas Rangers.
The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why do you carry a .45?". The Ranger responded with, "Because they don't make a .46."
7- An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.
8- The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle." (Winchester Mod. 94 in 30-30 Cal. and loaded with Winchester SilverTips, no doubt)
9- Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it!
(AMEN !)
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