Sarcasm:

[milktree]

View: https://www.facebook.com/justinacoates/posts/10214007319767050



I mean, seriously. What's with you ammosexuals and your AR-15s? Why are you so upset about the idea of suddenly turning the police state on millions of people who've committed no crime whatsoever? Why is the police further ignoring the backlog of rape and murder cases in order to focus on the insurmountable task of gun confiscation such a sore spot? I just can't fathom why you'd possibly be concerned about the unintended consequences of the same agencies that are currently rounding up immigrant families and putting them in concentration camps being placed in charge of tracking down weapons owned in large part by members of minority communities. Massively empowering fascist organizations in America is totally worth it if it means we might reduce the murder rate by .001%, and, when that inevitably fails, we can at least say "we tried." That's something you gun nuts will just never understand.

 

[one-eyed Jack]

Do you understand F**K you? Jack.

 

[smokey-seven]

Q: When are you gun guys going to realize that with all these shootings, you have to give up your guns?

A: Well, with all the rapes, when are you going to cut off your dick?

 

[Obie1]

I think you should check the thread title

 

[ridleyman]

Don't forget, the government is here to help!

 

[June4th]

Rated 2 on a sarcasm scale of 1-10.

 

[mibro]

Awesome thread, proving immediately once again that nobody gets sarcasm online.

Hilarious, OP.

 

[upcountry]

I would propose that with all the drunk driving deaths we go back to a prohibition amendment. And distracted drivers? Turn in your cell phones. It's for the children.

 

[Hetzer]

It’s you Goddamned law abiding citizens that are responsible for all of the crime in this country.

 

[Zappa]

Since when do people who work in law enforcement and criminal justice want to eradicate crime ???
That's their industry, their livelihood, without criminals they'd be out of jobs.
Just like people in the healthcare industry, without sick people they'd be unemployed, why kill the golden goose ???

 

[ridleyman]

It's the guns, folks. Everybody knows that there was no violence or killing before guns were invented. Furthermore, the mere presence, or thought no less, of a gun can make a church going saint into a mass shooter.

 

[Fixxah]

A friend drilled an extra hole in his lower and it started firing full-auto as opposed to full-semi-auto. I need to buy a drill bit like that or borrow his. Not sure if is dewalt or milwaukee.

 

[amm5061]

Not sure if is dewalt or milwaukee.

Nah, everyone knows it's one of those cheap Craftsman bits.

 

[ReluctantDecoy]

Awesome thread, proving immediately once again that nobody gets sarcasm online.

Hilarious, OP.

The really funny part is when the radical left starts liking that post because they can't decipher the thinly veiled sarcasm.

 

[kevin9]

Sarcasm is wasted on the stupid.