Nancy Pelosi on Fox this am

[Obie1]

I think my head is going to explode. What a douche. "We support the first amendment rights of people to own guns for hunting and recreation."

 

[piman]

I think my head is going to explode. What a douche. "We support the first amendment rights of people to own guns for hunting and recreation."

What she means is people can talk about owning guns but cannot actually buy them

 

[SMcCarty]

I think my head is going to explode. What a douche. "We support the first amendment rights of people to own guns for hunting and recreation."

Is owning for protection from Botox infused commies considered recreation?

 

[Rider]

What she means is people can talk about owning guns but cannot actually buy them

But you can only talk about owning them for hunting and recreation.

And once Jewell gets confirmed as Secretary of the Interior, you won't be able to talk about hunting on public land. It's for the children. They need to buy more fleece.

 

[falcon123]

How someone so ignorant can be in her position is frightening. Says a lot about her constituents. How about mental health checks for politicians? Some of them are certifiable.

 

[FreeWillie]

Pelosi is senile. Our government is senile and corrupt.

 

[426wedge]

How someone so ignorant can be in her position is frightening. Says a lot about her constituents. How about mental health checks for politicians? Some of them are certifiable.

That's funny!

 

[jmhorrible]

I support the 1st amendment rights of people who speak up on issues that agree with me.

 

[MAGG]

i was flipping thru and thought it was the bride of frankenstein on the tube

 

[xcom]

I think my head is going to explode. What a douche. "We support the first amendment rights of people to own guns for hunting and recreation."

She means for her Hollywood supporters to make movies about guns.

 

[Palladin]

imagine waking up next to that every morning??

 

[Apathesis]

imagine waking up next to that every morning??

I'd rather lick a dead hooker's balloon knot.

 

[JuergenG]

I'd rather lick a dead hooker's balloon knot.

You're a man with taste, lol

 

[falcon123]

imagine waking up next to that every morning??

Why do you think a vampire sleeps during the day? It's to avoid Botox nancy.

 

[JuergenG]

Pelosi's husband is going to the pharmacy. Being asked what he needs he replies "Cyanide, plenty of Cyanide".
The pharmacist says "Well Sir, I can't sell Cyanide to you over the counter". Hubby pulls out his wallet and shows
a pic of Nancy. Pharmacist says "Oh, you have a prescription, that certainly changes things. Here's your Cyanide
and have a nice day."

 

[gene]

I'd rather lick a dead hooker's balloon knot.

Not sure what that actually is but it has to be better than waking up with Pelosi beside me.

 

[MAGG]

Not sure what that actually is but it has to be better than waking up with Pelosi beside me.

haha PM me if you wanna know what a balloon knot is.

 

[rlee]

Not sure what that actually is but it has to be better than waking up with Pelosi beside me.

Urban Dictionary

 

[ninemilshooter]

I support her right to say incredibly stupid things all day long.

In fact I encourage it. The dumber the better...

 

[Apathesis]

She is one horrific slag, and a real dunce to boot.T

 

[Livefreeormass]

Pelosi's husband is going to the pharmacy. Being asked what he needs he replies "Cyanide, plenty of Cyanide".
The pharmacist says "Well Sir, I can't sell Cyanide to you over the counter". Hubby pulls out his wallet and shows
a pic of Nancy. Pharmacist says "Oh, you have a prescription, that certainly changes things. Here's your Cyanide
and have a nice day."

I thought he was going to pull out a .22lr pistol for the pharmacist!

 

[Pilgrim]

She may be dumb but she only got where she is by having even dumber people vote for her.

 

[timbo]

Did she really refer to the 1st amendment when referring to gun owner rights? If she did, she's a much bigger ignoramus than I gave her credit for. [sad2]

 

[Sterg]

Pelosi is senile.

I actually thought this while listening to her. She didn't make much sense at all.