Well of course...think of what that would do to the poor children!!!
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Well of course...think of what that would do to the poor children!!!
i have a girlish frame and he smashed my kidney with that billy club.
YMMV.
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Hhahaha
Seriously this thread should be published and sent to the "author". Fail
In other word... FUDDS!
Actually rednecks are something completely different. I don't know any rednecks that hunt... well maybe minorities, but that's different. They are also good at hunting beer and but if it's hunting for a show on television they are FAIL!
First, have you ever been in the woods? It's dirty! Damn dirty! In fact, those animals NEVER clean up. They piss on everything and don't take baths! Have you ever been bitten by a squirrel! I have and the question of rabbies and not to mention the pain! Oh boy, you'd be a hunter in an afternoon!
Actually we have those kids. They're called hippies and they bath as much as the animals do. They also wouldn't survive long in a real world.
First off, a bear would rip your face off. You never heard of coyotes eating children? And no self-respecting hunter is half in the bag and if they are then they aren't hunting.
I do not smoke to much... We'll leave it at that... ooh, lasagna!
Is that like being half pregnant? I've worked my whole life with people who are basically ignorant. They still do pretty well.
This is the same woman that says that black people can dance, play basketball, and only eat chicken and watermelon. We call them bigots.
I really think she's confusing redneck here. I'm all for scientific answers. Yours don't seem to have any, but hey.
You just hurt Chicago's feelings. I love the idea that she is really stating that all the guns in the world magically spill into our cities. That is awesome!
Yes, we see the pretty pink elephants too. Yes, now that guns are out there and there is just western style bloodshed on the streets (giggle, giggle).
Which jerks? The criminals, the loones, or just the stupid folks or does that include us normal folks that are spilling our guns and ammo into the inner cities? lol
So we're getting rid of Congress! Whoopee!
Why is it that these guys always sound like they're half in the bag when they write this stuff?
FrugalFannie
NES Member
I'm a woman and an atheist. Now I'm confused.
See? You need Jesus to show you the way.
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Yet more vile BS from antis, don't feed the trolls, let's focus on educating people who CAN think for themselves that the world is not flat as the antis claim.
FrugalFannie
NES Member
I would feel bad for Adam.
I thought we were close to even on your firearms and my firearms. So, does that mean we beat each other?
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Car batteries work just as well. And if the charge runs out, we can throw it at him.
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I thought we were close to even on your firearms and my firearms. So, does that mean we beat each other?
Mexican standoff?
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Shhhhhh....the other women will notice! Then they'll want to touch it like the ladies at the PO and that gets weird....
Car batteries work just as well. And if the charge runs out, we can throw it at him.
Based on some of his other posts around here, I am concerned he might find such comments kinky. Tread carefully or he'll want to touch the beard too!
Quiet
Banned
Dad!! Is that YOU?
warwickben
bubba Kalashnikov
Well I'm agnostic , single, pacifist (to a point) guess I'm a odd ball gun owner.
I got a taser a few weeks ago(random gift)
I'd let atilla use it on me if you guys think it would be funny.
I got a taser a few weeks ago(random gift)
I'd let atilla use it on me if you guys think it would be funny.
Funnier if you both wear fruit suits. I think the internet is sadly lacking in fruit on fruit tazings.
I hear you there. And taser??? Okay, time to rally up the trolls on here and have some fun.
Quiet
Banned
I'd think it was silly... but if it happened in this state I'd think you were risking your LTC.
No?
Are you sure? I don't think I've ever found anything, at all, that the internet did not have more than you think or want.
I thought you were the Defender of The Beard?
I am. When I am in New Hampshire. Which is far too rarely for full time beard defense. You have to minimize the threat when I am not around
I am. When I am in New Hampshire. Which is far too rarely for full time beard defense. You have to minimize the threat when I am not around
No retro-active Beard Defending?
No retro-active Beard Defending?
That would be beard vigilantism. Tsk tsk.
Wait, so is there a beard 911?
I thought you said you'd hurt ANYONE who hurt the Beard. [sad2]
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It's #3 on my speed dial. I think.
warwickben
bubba Kalashnikov
No fruit suit sadly
That isn't the same as touching the beard.
No fruit suit sadly
I am sure Atilla can direct you to a purveyor of such.
warwickben
bubba Kalashnikov
Ill see what I can rent.
Im proof that it doesn't. Im not Christian and have never laid a hand on my wife. Lets move on to the next lie. LOL
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