Well, that was humor- at least partially, and no more foolish than claiming "you dead" without night vision and what sounds like some sort of tactical training. OK, nice to have all of these but saying "you dead" without them reads like a Gecko45 thread. I assume we are talking SHTF / civil meltdown scenario. If I am picking my 'kick ball' team for that, I'll take that grumpy old battle-hardened Peshmerga with a Mauser and smoker's lungs before I'd pick anyone who can run a 5 minute mile, went to Tactical Brah Academy a couple times, and will be busy fumbling with Call of Duty inspired gadgets.
My own personal "fapping to SHTF fantasy" list doesn't involve anything that needs batteries nor anything that interferes with carrying lots of ammo and water. YRMV...