Here's a web site you guys will appreciate.

[PaulD]

http://www.felonspy.com/

From their home page:

Safety starts with good information, even if it ends with a loaded .44 caliber pistol. While FelonSpy.com can’t help you get a gun, we can certainly help you figure out which direction to point it in.

 

[vellnueve]

Dupe. And proven to be false.

 

[Blitz1]

Isn't that on Snopes?

 

[doobie]

dupe
snopes

 

[the jeff]

thay i not close to the true

 

[PaulD]

I still think the opening line is pretty damn funny. Oh well.

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