Suck it.
Yeah, I know. They are goofy.
That said:
- The flashlight is quite bright and lasts a long time with the large, rechargeable li-ion battery
- The muffs are very comfortable and the mics work better than any others I've tried.
- One of the items works as an external battery for an iPhone and it works very well for watching movies on a long flight.
- The snips work very well for opening those bubble packs from hell that Costco uses so much.
- The screwdriver is good for a power screw driver but I'm used to a Makita 14V impact driver, so I'm spoiled.
For $50, it's a very good value.