Constables?

[wolf223]

well, back to the OP.. i would have lit up a kool as a warning sign...

then beat him up, take his lunch money, badge and mailed the badge to his boss.

 

[jasons]

ONLY SERVING CERATIN PAPERWORK NOT ALL.

That Ceratin paper is heavy duty shit.

ceratin (n) - a fibrous scleroprotein that occurs in the outer layer of the skin and in horny tissues such as hair, feathers, nails, and hooves

They shall take due notice of and prosecute all violations of law respecting the observance of the Lord's day, profane swearing and gaming.

Uh-oh.

 

[drgrant]

WTF?