Here's a direct copy of an alert I got from my college a couple of days ago. I've removed the information that would say where I attend classes.
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This morning (Wednesday, October 8, 2008) it was brought to the Campus
Police Departments attention that a very small quantity of spent shell
casings was found outside of the xxxxx Building on the xxxxxxx Campus.
We do not have any reason to believe that there is a threat to the
Campus.
As a precaution the College Police have:
o Consulted with the xxxxxxx Police Department
o Conducted a thorough search of the buildings and grounds
o We have and are reviewing video
At this time we have no reason to believe that there is or was a weapon
on Campus.
We are issuing this e-mail to alert the College Community and advise
all of you that this matter is under investigation. As we develop
additional information we will keep the community informed.
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Oh noes! Spent shell casings! Wait... just how does a shell casing get spent? Is that like a double negative? Does that make it a double positive since it's something good? Either way I'm really glad those spent shell casings are under investigation by our elite campus security guards wouldn't want them going crazy and hurting any children or innocent old ladies taking a quilting class!
All I can say is, wasn't me! But I'm happy to know someone else at my college is a shooter.