“Hello Surefire? Hey my battery just died and it’s only 8 months old. Wtf man that thing cost me 2.99!”
“What’s that? I can’t hear you there’s some shooting going on and tracked vehicles moving into the city.”
“Oh I see. Because it’s a 2.99 battery the size of a nickel and I should’ve bought like more than one? That’s f***ed up.”
Thinking…thinking….”Fine. Lemme see if Amazon is still up and running, I’ll leave them a bad review. This is BS man.”
“What’s that? I can’t hear you there’s some shooting going on and tracked vehicles moving into the city.”
“Oh I see. Because it’s a 2.99 battery the size of a nickel and I should’ve bought like more than one? That’s f***ed up.”
Thinking…thinking….”Fine. Lemme see if Amazon is still up and running, I’ll leave them a bad review. This is BS man.”