Zombies on Black Friday

[Rmccar4318]

I knew I saw zombies yesterday! I wonder what deal they were after?


http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2011/11/zombie_protester_arrested_for.html

 

[FPrice]

Let's introduce her to Shane. He will solve her problem.

One way or the other.

 

[Burbs]

Ugh, will these people stop looking for attention already!!!!!! NO ONE CARES!!!!!

 

[MaroonedinMA]

Oh, sure.... They say that there zombies, but you shoot just one and all of a sudden You're the ***hole.

It's a crazy world.

 

[pdm]

You don't trespass zombies, you shoot them. In the head.

 

[Bill Katt]

 

[LoginName]

I knew I saw zombies yesterday! I wonder what deal they were after?

Brains (not for consumption, but to fill the void in the skulls).

 

[shadyduk1979]

Is that actually real?

 

[Bill Katt]

Is that actually real?

Yup.

 

[Lignum Vitea]

Black Friday song

Gunshots ring, are you listen'?
In the aisles, pepper spray mistin'
Be ready to fight, on Black Friday night
Shopping in a Walmart wonderland
In the parking lot we can rob an old man
And pretend we bought this on our own
He'll say "Help Me", we'll say "No Man"
Just kick him, shoot him then we go home
Later on we'll perspire as we come under fire
Be ready to fight, on Black Friday night
Shopping in a Walmart wonderland