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Hillary's diesel-powered dildo? Obviously, she took advantage of more modern technology. "Steely Dan 3 from Yokohama" was a steam-powered dildo from the 1959 novel "Naked Lunch"!So I was chillin in my Beverly apartment tonight when this f**ker buzzes the tower (my head) and proceeds to careen around the whole room; buzzing like Hillary's diesel-powered-dildo. Being unarmed, I was forced to throw and old pizza box over him and executed a Bruce Lee stomp. He crunched like crusty sock full of corn chips. Upon inspection I identified him as either an Unholy Hell-Beetle or a Cicada. Two inches long with wings the size of my thumbs and beady eyes that stare into your soul. This thing could use a .22 LR as a butt-plug so what do you guys think, 45ACP, 50BMG or just Nuke the site from orbit?
View attachment 296747 They Mostly come at night...mostly.
View attachment 296748 In his sunken city, dead cicada waits, dreaming.
Seriously, what the actual f**k, since when do we have fat f**king flying Cicadas on the north shore?
Make friends with some Chinese people. They will capture them and eat them for you.
Call in the big boys! GhostRiders in the Sky
Remember the New Orleans B-52 Flyovers earlier in May?? THIS pic was from my Son's Position in the cockpit of the B-52 that he was flying. The 2 F-15 fighters were flying beside his jet. There were 2 B-52H bombers and 2 F-15s flying that Mission.
I do remember.Remember the New Orleans B-52 Flyovers earlier in May?? THIS pic was from my Son's Position in the cockpit of the B-52 that he was flying. The 2 F-15 fighters were flying beside his jet. There were 2 B-52H bombers and 2 F-15s flying that Mission.
He's a Captain, flying the BUFF.......Maybe call in a AIR STRIKE for those pesky winged bastards making so much noise?
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Very interesting!I know, I know....... some think I was FOS....... welll, here's a real "food for thought"
Shrimp of the Land: A Quick Guide to Eating Cicadas - The Shooter's Log
Sometimes referred to as the shrimp of the land, cicadas are perfectly edible and can provide some valuable nutrition in a pinch.blog.cheaperthandirt.com
No problemo, a good tank crew can fire the main gun every 4-5 seconds. The tank has a laser rangefinder, wind sensor, moving target tracking and thermal sights so even a moving Cicada at night is toast.Rate of fire is more important than caliber.
430?i made up some 430gn gas checked in 45-70. ill send you some . All i ask is,you video the assassination!