ridleyman
NES Member
I thought I'd bring this up again, just in case 11-3-20 goes haywire, and WROL emerges.
In my SHTF bag I'll have:
1 dozen Johnny Walker Red nips
1 box xtra large condoms
25 Slim Jims
6 Romeo & Julieta Churchill cigars
4 changes underwear (one/week/month)
3 socks
1 'nother dozen JWR nips
1 box large condoms (eyes were bigger than.....you know)
poncho ($1.99 from Disneyland in 1970s)
1 Penthouse magazine (also from the 70s)
1 box matches
1 qt gasoline
1 'nother box matches
for protection: 2 rape whistles and a rock
1 box medium condoms (my wife weighed in on this purchase)
1 fifth JWR
And if I'm feeling crazy, maybe I'll throw in a real CO2 BB gun to take on the savage badassery dregs that will creep out of the cracks (Cambridge).
Please be serious, if you like, although clearly I'm not a good role model.
In reality, I have a case with lots of Mountain House food, canned goods that don't expire for a couple years, first aid, TP, and .22, .45, and 7.62x39 G&A.
In my SHTF bag I'll have:
1 dozen Johnny Walker Red nips
1 box xtra large condoms
25 Slim Jims
6 Romeo & Julieta Churchill cigars
4 changes underwear (one/week/month)
3 socks
1 'nother dozen JWR nips
1 box large condoms (eyes were bigger than.....you know)
poncho ($1.99 from Disneyland in 1970s)
1 Penthouse magazine (also from the 70s)
1 box matches
1 qt gasoline
1 'nother box matches
for protection: 2 rape whistles and a rock
1 box medium condoms (my wife weighed in on this purchase)
1 fifth JWR
And if I'm feeling crazy, maybe I'll throw in a real CO2 BB gun to take on the savage badassery dregs that will creep out of the cracks (Cambridge).
Please be serious, if you like, although clearly I'm not a good role model.
In reality, I have a case with lots of Mountain House food, canned goods that don't expire for a couple years, first aid, TP, and .22, .45, and 7.62x39 G&A.