Teens Who Fired Guns During Argument Ended Up Killing One Another

What's up with this headline?

Teens Who Fired Guns During Fourth of July Argument Ended Up Killing One Another and Injuring Others, Police Say​


Why are they dancing around the fact that they deliberately shot each other? "Teens who fired guns" makes it almost sound like it was an accident.

C'mon. If you're holding it sideways, are you really aiming or just chucking lead downrange?
 
There's probably some aphorism about how
if you steal a manhole cover in Times Square,
you'll eventually see every member of the Walking Unconscious
plummet into the hole...

OK, I'll bite.

Steal a man a manhole cover, get shattered femurs for a day.
Teach a man to steal manhole covers, the whole city breaks a leg.

No? Fair enough. :(
 
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OK, I'll bite.

Steal a man a manhole cover, get shattered femurs for a day.
Teach a man to steal manhole covers, the whole city breaks a leg.
 
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