I think scott and trav can come up with something like.... THIS:
Its early afternoon, and as you go to finish your gardening, two thugs come out of nowwhere and demand all your welfare checks, both of them wielding Airsoft AR-15s ( fireams now ) ... as you turn to face the intruders, your knee gives out!!! as you fall backwards in pain, you try to shoot at them with your old revolver but it falls apart!! SO you THROW the revolver at the first guy, cause hes the obvious threat!! the second guy , laughing hysterically at you and the first guy, gets stabbed with grandpas pitchfork that you were using to till the pickle patch!! THEEENNN your 10 year old son comes flying out of the house, bandoleers of 12 gauge strapped over himself, and with two swift shots of his RED RYDER 22 Cal, dispatches BOTH of the assailants. Thank god Mike can shoot too!!
Its early afternoon, and as you go to finish your gardening, two thugs come out of nowwhere and demand all your welfare checks, both of them wielding Airsoft AR-15s ( fireams now ) ... as you turn to face the intruders, your knee gives out!!! as you fall backwards in pain, you try to shoot at them with your old revolver but it falls apart!! SO you THROW the revolver at the first guy, cause hes the obvious threat!! the second guy , laughing hysterically at you and the first guy, gets stabbed with grandpas pitchfork that you were using to till the pickle patch!! THEEENNN your 10 year old son comes flying out of the house, bandoleers of 12 gauge strapped over himself, and with two swift shots of his RED RYDER 22 Cal, dispatches BOTH of the assailants. Thank god Mike can shoot too!!
