Armed police have 45 minute standoff with...

[mikeyp]

Stuffed tiger...no dogs were shot during the standoff and all police involved made it home safely Armed police find a 'tiger' on the loose is just a toy | Daily Mail Online

 

[Winchester73]

Mr. Grubb...was celebrating with his friends.........

 

[dhuze]

And I thought we were becoming a nation of pussies.

 

[amm5061]

This happened in the UK, so I'm not surprised.

 

[CCW]

Stuffed tiger...no dogs were shot during the standoff and all police involved made it home safely Armed police find a 'tiger' on the loose is just a toy | Daily Mail Online

That's only because it happened in a place where they dial 999 instead of 911. Otherwise them sum biches woulda lit that thing up like nobody's bizzness....

 

[Knuckle Dragger]

To be fair, it was a very realistic looking replica tiger. The people who make these replica tigers should be required to paint their noses red, so that confusing and possible tragedy can be avoided.

 

[eboos]

To be fair, it was a very realistic looking replica tiger. The people who make these replica tigers should be required to paint their noses red, so that confusing and possible tragedy can be avoided.

:emoji_laughing:

 

[Reptile]

Same thing happened in my high school.

Some people found a "fetus" on the side of the road.

Cops were called.

Turned out it was a doll.

Then there were those other kids...

Two boys brought in a giant and I mean giant "big kong" black dild*. They were passing it around during lunch in the cafeteria- clubbing unsuspecting kids over the head.

They claim they found it by the side of the road.

Dubious.

 

[MisterHappy]

The part of the story I liked best:

Police sent an armed response team and several vehicles to the farm in Hatton, near Peterhead, Aberdeenshire, and even contacted a local zoo to see if a tiger had escaped.

So, they sent a bunch of cops without guns, to deal with a tiger?

Better hope that Mowgli was there, to talk to Shere Kahn, with harsh language, of course.