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Arkansas men in bulletproof vests shoot each other after night of drinking

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I'm not sure if this should be added to the Darwin-related thread...

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The good news is the bulletproof vests worked.

But two Arkansas men could still be in legal jeopardy after a night of drinking led them to test the vests by shooting at each other, officials said.

Charles Eugene Ferris, 50, and Christopher Hicks, 36, were arrested Sunday after Hicks showed up at a Rogers hospital complaining about chest pain.

Not wanting to reveal the true story of the backyard shootout, police said Ferris invented a lively story to explain the situation, KFSM reported.

Ferris allegedly told authorities he'd been paid $200 to protect an “asset,” whom he followed into the woods at Hobbs State Park. Ferris reportedly said that, while in the woods at about 10 p.m., the pair met a third man who approached the "asset" and prompted a gunfight. Cops say Ferris claimed to have been struck six times while returning fire and finally driving away with the “asset.

Ferris allegedly said the “asset” dropped him off at his vehicle and the 50-year-old then dumped his weapons and drove to the hospital.

But officials say Ferris went from looking like 007 to just looking like a zero when his wife showed up at the hospital and spilled the beans: Ferris and Hicks shot each other while drinking on the back porch of their home.

Ferris then reportedly recanted his far-fetched story and told authorities he lied to protect Hicks from getting in trouble.

Police said Ferris then admitted to wearing the bulletproof vest and asking Hicks to shoot him with a .22-caliber semi-automatic rifle. The vest stopped the bullet -- but it also hurt and left a mark on Ferris’ chest.

Ferris allegedly said he got angry and “unloaded the clip into Christopher’s back.” Hicks only suffered bruising from the gunshots, police said.

Both men were charged with aggravated assault and face up to six years in prison.

From Arkansas men in bulletproof vests shoot each other after night of drinking, invent elaborate cover story: cops
 
Lol 2 nippleheads talked themselves into handcuffs.

Doctor etc: "howd you get these bruises it looks like someone shot you or something"
Guy: "I'm not sure, I drank so much I don't remember"
(doctor calls kopsch because suspicious)

Kopsch: "We know someone shot you what happened?"
Guy: "I don't remember. I blacked out drunk. There was a lot of drinking."
Kopsch: "Not sure if serious, you don't remember anything?"
Guy: "Nope".

Like jesus how hard is it for people to STFU? [rofl]
 
Lol 2 nippleheads talked themselves into handcuffs.

Doctor etc: "howd you get these bruises it looks like someone shot you or something"
Guy: "I'm not sure, I drank so much I don't remember"
(doctor calls kopsch because suspicious)

Kopsch: "We know someone shot you what happened?"
Guy: "I don't remember. I blacked out drunk. There was a lot of drinking."
Kopsch: "Not sure if serious, you don't remember anything?"
Guy: "Nope".

Like jesus how hard is it for people to STFU? [rofl]
There's a word that needs become more common in my vernacular. Jesus though, these two tards made my brain bleed reading that story. I really am worse off for reading this.
 
Darwin must have been on break at that particular moment.
I've been blackout drunk and not once did doing something that stupid occur to me.
 
I think they should have kept shooting. We don’t know how many rounds the armor would have kept them alive. You know, for “science”.
 
Lol. They look like Arkansas Deputy Sheriffs...

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