Zombie load out- what would you take?

[abomb60]

I would probably propose a bill to ban zombies. That should fix it.

Zombie free zones?

 

[Vagrant]

No Zombie Max ammo? You guys are gonna get eaten in no time

 

[MichaelJR]

Zombie free zones?

 

[loki32687]

You stopped? I mean sure, I spice it up with some Payday bank robbery and Bulletstorm nut-shooting every now and then, but L4D still reigns.

I hate vans.

No one ever wants to play...You and Atilla should add me on XBL and I'll play

 

[el duderino]

No one ever wants to play...You and Atilla should add me on XBL and I'll play

Im game, still my favorite game for xbox 360.

 

[gregs]

Rule #1 Cardio, keep hittin the gym.
Big truck ie. F350 etc, loaded with a lot of sh*t, guns, food, water ammo, Xbox, generator, compass.
One more thing M18A claymores

 

[MichaelJR]

That's a wrap folks. This thread can't get any gayer.

Oh it absolutely can.

Tub of vasoline
Whiffleball bat


S**t just got real rainbow.

 

[ShadeWPI]

Primary Load-out when venturing out of the house becomes necessary:

Weapons:
LR-308 AP4 with EOTech and flip-out 3x magnifier
Glock 20 w/ 6" Storm Lake barrel
34" high-carbon folded steel katana (need something for backup, but if they're in melee, you've already lost)
5 x 20mm binoculars to help scanning for movement.

Issuing a rifle, pistol and melee weapon, I could load out a number of people if necessary. Shotguns stay home because their effective range for head-shots is closer than I want to let zombies get.

Armor:
NIJ-IIIA Vest w/ Multi-Strike NIJ-IV front and back plates (in case someone other than a zombie starts shooting at me)
Stab (and bite) resistant HDPE shin and forearm guards, and steel neck guard
Titanium mesh backed leather gloves
Wolverine Hiking boots with snake-bite gaters
Hardshell biking helmet (beause I don't have a proper tactical helmet at home right now) wrap around glasses and dust mask. (Minimize exposure to a likely bloodborn zombie virus)
Overnight pack including emergency medical kit, 12ga flare gun and 6 road flares.
2 days emergency food, water and change of clothes in case a zombie hoard makes returning home impractical for a dayor two.

 

[pdm]

No one ever wants to play...You and Atilla should add me on XBL and I'll play

PC. It's the only way to fly.

 

[jamesvt]

Motorcycle race suit,helmet, gloves and some sort of neck protector. Primary weapon will be a samurai sword, with a Glock 17 as a sidearm in case a zombie gets on top of me.

 

[drewh14]

Oh it absolutely can.

Tub of vasoline
Whiffleball bat


S**t just got real rainbow.

 

[BigMike]

Pepperoni Pizza
Bandoleer of Bacon
1 Qt Chocolate Milk
Hot Fries
Deorderant

 

[MightyGreek]

Martha will have you arrested for shooting zombies, charge people with mayhem and mutilation of a corpse.

Don't forget a stack of FA-10 forms. When you need to pick up a new gun from a corpse you'll still have to fill one out and send it in.

 

[Rider]

Brilliant thread. MichaelJR wins for settin an image of what a true zombie killer looks like.

Personally, I would go out and declare myself to be the pro-zombie rights candidate, saying that if elected I would provide driver's licenses, free education, welfare, and brains to all Zombie-Americans. Also, anyone transformed into a zombie on US soil would be considered to be a naturalized citizen.

 

[Dream to Dream]

Don't forget a stack of FA-10 forms. When you need to pick up a new gun from a corpse you'll still have to fill one out and send it in.

Would that be considered a "transfer" or a "registration?"

 

[MightyGreek]

Don't forget a stack of FA-10 forms. When you need to pick up a new gun from a corpse you'll still have to fill one out and send it in.

Would that be considered a "transfer" or a "registration?"

hmmm, I would say either registration or possibly inheritance. If you wanted to call it a transfer you could just fill out your portion and leave the form for him/her to fill out the rest when they reanimate.

 

[vyel8ers]

don't forget toilet paper!

 

[Terminator03]

Rule #1 Cardio, keep hittin the gym.
Big truck ie. F350 etc, loaded with a lot of sh*t, guns, food, water ammo, Xbox, generator, compass.
One more thing M18A claymores

I don't know know about that one! In principle it sounds like a good idea, but at 10 mpg, how far are you going to get? Be better off with a Prius that way you would have a huge range, and the Zombies would be so busy laughing at you for driving it they would forget to eat you!

 

[Blitz1]

That's a wrap folks. This thread can't get any gayer.

Oh it absolutely can.

Tub of vasoline
Whiffleball bat


S**t just got real rainbow.

 

[Rider]

I don't know know about that one! In principle it sounds like a good idea, but at 10 mpg, how far are you going to get? Be better off with a Prius that way you would have a huge range, and the Zombies would be so busy laughing at you for driving it they would forget to eat you!

F150's have 36 gallon tanks. At 15 mpg you can run over a lot of zombies on your way out of town. And you can park your Prius in the back.

 

[ShadeWPI]

I don't know know about that one! In principle it sounds like a good idea, but at 10 mpg, how far are you going to get? Be better off with a Prius that way you would have a huge range, and the Zombies would be so busy laughing at you for driving it they would forget to eat you!

Volt or Leaf with a 60W solar pannel array on the hood, roof and trunk so you can recharge the batteries with about 6 miles of range per day of charge. (If you're going with the Leaf, make sure you also have at least a 2kW portable generator so you can recharge with gas when you find some.

 

[ChevyGuy91]

Volt or Leaf with a 60W solar pannel array on the hood, roof and trunk so you can recharge the batteries with about 6 miles of range per day of charge. (If you're going with the Leaf, make sure you also have at least a 2kW portable generator so you can recharge with gas when you find some.

Or get a diesel truck and put just about anything in the tank and drive past the guy recharging his stupid electric car.

 

[atilla]

Or get a diesel truck and put just about anything in the tank and drive past the guy recharging his stupid electric car.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE DANGERS OF GENETICALLY MODIFIED FOODS!

 

[Deer Slayer]

Got my plans and they involve a .308 and incendiary ammo and my 1187 with dragons breath

 

[Deer Slayer]

I don't know know about that one! In principle it sounds like a good idea, but at 10 mpg, how far are you going to get? Be better off with a Prius that way you would have a huge range, and the Zombies would be so busy laughing at you for driving it they would forget to eat you!

Hahaha

 

[exo]

Zombies on fire are still zombies, and they don't feel pain.

 

[Deer Slayer]

Zombies on fire are still zombies, and they don't feel pain.

Yes, but more visible especially when looking through a scope and in a tree stand. (Yes the tree will be moist enough to the point where it won't light on fire easily)

 

[Gonzo]

Or get a diesel truck and put just about anything in the tank and drive past the guy recharging his stupid electric car.

Common sense is not to be tolerated in Zombie discussion. It doesn't look good on camera, or create unlikely plot points.

 

[ChevyGuy91]

Common sense is not to be tolerated in Zombie discussion. It doesn't look good on camera, or create unlikely plot points.

Man do I suck at the internet or what?

 

[Gonzo]

Man do I suck at the internet or what?

Petty much. We should hang out in real life sometime, because I'm pretty sure you can kick my ass, but I still have no verbal filter.