Your past life...

[Lynne]

http://www.blogthings.com/pastlifegenerator/

I was a rowdy Viking who lived in Scotland and died of consumption. [lol] At least they got the country right.

 

[Admin]

Well that wasn't any fun. :x


In a Past Life...

You Were: A Blind Cannibal.

Where You Lived: Scotland.

How You Died: Typhoid fever.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

http://www.blogthings.com/pastlifegenerator/

 

[SiameseRat]

I was a North African Redheaded Mathmetician who died from the Plague...

 

[KMaurer]

It seems that I was an arrogant despot who also lived in North Africa, but died of natural causes.

Ken

 

[Lynne]

Well that wasn't any fun. :x


In a Past Life...

You Were: A Blind Cannibal.

Where You Lived: Scotland.

How You Died: Typhoid fever.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

http://www.blogthings.com/pastlifegenerator/

Hey, maybe we knew each other! [lol] [lol]

 

[dwarven1]

Uh... far be it for me to suggest that this thing doesn't know WTF it's talking about, but it thinks that I was a Famous Alchemist who lived in Alaska and died of Plague.

Never knew that there were ANY alchemists in Alaska!! [roll] [roll] [roll]

 

[Lynne]

Umm...it's supposed to be funny folks.

 

[Admin]

It would have been funny had it said I was a King back in the 1500's and died from alcohol and sex.

 

[Lynne]

It would have been funny had it said I was a King back in the 1500's and died from alcohol and sex.

You could have told us that...we'd never know. [lol] Try it again D - it gives you a different answer everytime.

 

[MrsWildweasel]

Here's mine.

You Were: A Gentle Chief.

Where You Lived: Australia.

How You Died: Decapitation.

 

[SiameseRat]

did anybody try any of the other quizzes on the left side of the screen?

For example, my French name is "Jenay Jourdain" my Japanese name is "Rukimo Kuga" and Arnold Schwarzenegger takes me to Disneyland because he is my real father...

 

[FPrice]

You Were: A Ditzy Viking.

Where You Lived: Argentina.

How You Died: Suicide.


I didn't know that they had Vikings in Argentina.

 

[SiameseRat]

You Were: A Ditzy Viking.

Where You Lived: Argentina.

How You Died: Suicide.


I didn't know that they had Vikings in Argentina.

Oh come on Frosty everybody knows that Vikings came from Argentina [roll]

[edited for embarrassing spelling mistakes]

 

[SgtUSMC8541]

You were: A well hung male porn star


Where You Lived: England


How You Died: Loss of fluids



Oh, wait. That was just in my dreams.

You Were: A Diseased Dancer.

Where You Lived: Texas.

How You Died: Buried alive.

 

[TonyD]

You Were: An Albino Philosopher.

Where You Lived: Japan.

How You Died: In Childbirth.

[shock]

 

[TonyD]

Then there's this:


***You're a Wild Drunk***


You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again!


What Kind of Drunk Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofdrunkareyouquiz/

 

[Admin]

You're An Alcoholic

Time to go back to step one.

What Kind of Drunk Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofdrunkareyouquiz/


Tell me something I didn't know.

 

[SiameseRat]

Hey that one is accurate. I'm a "wild drunk who will puke and start pounding more." Sounds like a pretty typical night at my house... [lol]

 

[JonJ]

This is what I got:
***In a Past Life...***


You Were: An Insane Magician.

Where You Lived: Peru.

How You Died: Killed in Battle.

Peru??? Don't they eat Guinea Pigs there?

 

[dwarven1]

It says I'm a depressed drunk. No Sh*t!! That's one reason that I'll only drink ONE drink!

I didn't need a blog to tell me that; my wife told me that the time I toasted a friend with multiple sakes. Never did that again. (and I don't even LIKE alchohol... but he needed to be toasted. It was his wake. Wonder if that had anything to do with my being depressed? [roll] )

 

[Grifter]

Male prostitute

Chile

Died of natural causes

 

[SiameseRat]

Male prostitute

Chile

Died of natural causes

Male Prostitute? Does syphilis infected herpes sores count as natural causes? [lol] [lol]

 

[Moderator]

You Were: An Arrogant Assassin.

Where You Lived: Central Africa.

How You Died: Dysentery.

 

[Lynne]

You Were: An Albino Philosopher.

Where You Lived: Japan.

How You Died: In Childbirth.

[shock]

Somehow reading that while looking at a bull dog just made my night.

 

[TonyD]

Glad I could help!

 

[Skald]

You Were: A Friendly Herbalist.

Where You Lived: Mongolia.

How You Died: In Childbirth.



Well, this explains my love of living in far off places far from civilization. And probably why I love hunting deer, they bastards kept eating my flowers.

 

[hiram_Abiff]

Seems everybody here was a Viking in their past lives!

In a Past Life...

You Were: A Diseased Viking.

Where You Lived: North Canada.

How You Died: Consumption.

 

[hiram_Abiff]

This is what I got:
***In a Past Life...***


You Were: An Insane Magician.

Where You Lived: Peru.

How You Died: Killed in Battle.

Peru??? Don't they eat Guinea Pigs there?

What is an Insane Magician doing in battle???

 

[dwarven1]

I just had to find out what my Superhero Name is... I won't be around for the rest of the day. Got to get me a Blowgun and a Monster Truck. [shock]

Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Cosmic Wolf
Your Superpower is Rapping
Your Weakness is Crystals
Your Weapon is Your Dark Blowgun
Your Mode of Transportation is Monster Truck

What's your Superhero Name?

http://www.blogthings.com/superheronamegenerator/

 

[Lynne]

What is an Insane Magician doing in battle???

Not very well, evidently. [lol] [lol]