Your Insider Trading Report

[FPrice]

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

No time better than this weekend to start working on your retirement plan.

Have a good one.

 

[Adam_MA]

I LOVE IT!

I'm in!

Adam

 

[FPrice]

I'm in!

I'll drink to that!

 

[C-pher]

Sounds like a plan to me.

 

[Adam_MA]

<hickup> I love you guys! <hickup>

Adam

 

[FPrice]

Everyone needs something to believe in.

Right now I believe that I'll have another beer.

 

[Moderator]

 

[Adam_MA]

"To beer, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems" - Homer Simpson

 

[C-pher]

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin

 

[dwarven1]

Where do you FIND all these weird smileys????

 

[SiameseRat]

I'm on my 4th beer already. Had a looooooong week in Long Island and need to recover any way possible...

 

[SiameseRat]

Oh- so that means I've made 20 cents on my $6 investment

 

[Moderator]

Where do you FIND all these weird smileys????

What are you talking about?

 

[Moderator]

Oh- so that means I've made 20 cents on my $6 investment

hum... $6 investment
20¢ return
4 beers... that's what ya said your drinking
4 pack of beer?


hum...Guiness?

 

[SiameseRat]

mmm Guinnesssssssss... Ofcourse [twisted]

 

[C-pher]

Where do you FIND all these weird smileys????

What are you talking about?

Those are great. Would you care if I were to use some of those sometime?

 

[dwarven1]

Those are great. Would you care if I were to use some of those sometime?

No, not at all. What makes you think I'd care?

 

[Moderator]

I dont care but be warned they are addictive.

 

[C-pher]

If you say so. hehe

 

[Moderator]

as good as some of them are nothing beats Derek's

I shake a dildo in your general direction!!!!!

 

[C-pher]

I know, I about died when I saw that one.

 

[Nickle]

My favorite when dealing with morons:

I've used it on posts to the Politics Forum on FALFiles a fair amount.

 

[dwarven1]

Oh, that's just... wrong. And I can't stop laughing at it. I'll have to use that on someone, someday.

Ross

 

[Nickle]

Best used as a simple answer, by itself, to an obvious BS post.

 

[Moderator]

Best used as a simple answer, by itself, to an obvious BS post.

But what about this one?

 

[Nickle]

I've used that one before. Kinda subtle to me, but still good.