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Moderator · Oct 25, 2005

Moderator · Oct 25, 2005

Your Fortune Is

Exotic dancer get appluase, call girl just get clap.

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Lynne · Oct 25, 2005

Man who live in glass house should dress in basement.

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TonyD · Oct 26, 2005

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

DR · Oct 26, 2005

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

SiameseRat · Oct 26, 2005

Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

Lynne · Oct 26, 2005

Just tried another one....

He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.

[lol] [lol] [lol]

dwarven1 · Oct 26, 2005

Your Fortune Is

An optimist is a girl who regards a bulge as a curve.

Paulm · Oct 26, 2005

It's better to have lost a lover than loved a loser

Bugie

Grifter · Oct 26, 2005

Man who snatches kisses as young boy, kisses snatches as old man

Pilgrim · Oct 26, 2005

Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.

C-pher · Oct 26, 2005

Man who eat meat and peas on same plate - very unhygenic.

hiram_Abiff · Oct 27, 2005

Your Fortune Is ....

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

No! I cannot afford that! Cannot fight with wife!

Admin · Oct 27, 2005

TonyD said:
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

[lol]

C-pher · Oct 27, 2005

Man to stands on toilet is high on pot.

FPrice · Oct 27, 2005

Your Fortune Is

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

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